Secret Santa
CEO, North Pole Inc.
Merry Christmas, Ed (@Pugman1943)!
After all these years I hope you still believe in me as I love to bring adults presents too. I have been smoking a fine cigar while checking my naughty list, and it looks like you are in the clear. Probably because the missus kept you on a short leash.
So what is on your list for Santa this year? Is there something special that you have wanted? Please don't say a rainbow pony though, I am sadly running low on those. What do you usually favor (I mean Santa heard from the elves that lately you have partaken in some maduro Padrons and Perdomos as well as some Rojas Tacos, but that doesn't mean they are your favorites or what you want this year)? Anything, you prefer less--I have some delicious Grape White Owls as well as some Gurkha's that @whopper thinks everyone should try! Having spent a lot of time in Texas, I know that everything is big there, may be a Leaf by Oscar Woody Maduro 21"x80? Perhaps, you'd like a beverage or a special snack? Is there a hobby you enjoy to pass the time? As you know, we have everything in the North Pole, and Santa always trumps those who might otherwise tell you no, so just let me know.
What about Mrs. Pugman, a pug or other four legged friend? Perhaps they would enjoy a little something? I'm open to any suggestions.
Merry Christmas!
PS Fun Fact -- Did you know Rudolph didn't go to traditional reindeer school? He was elf taught. Ho, ho, ho, I sleigh me!
After all these years I hope you still believe in me as I love to bring adults presents too. I have been smoking a fine cigar while checking my naughty list, and it looks like you are in the clear. Probably because the missus kept you on a short leash.
So what is on your list for Santa this year? Is there something special that you have wanted? Please don't say a rainbow pony though, I am sadly running low on those. What do you usually favor (I mean Santa heard from the elves that lately you have partaken in some maduro Padrons and Perdomos as well as some Rojas Tacos, but that doesn't mean they are your favorites or what you want this year)? Anything, you prefer less--I have some delicious Grape White Owls as well as some Gurkha's that @whopper thinks everyone should try! Having spent a lot of time in Texas, I know that everything is big there, may be a Leaf by Oscar Woody Maduro 21"x80? Perhaps, you'd like a beverage or a special snack? Is there a hobby you enjoy to pass the time? As you know, we have everything in the North Pole, and Santa always trumps those who might otherwise tell you no, so just let me know.
What about Mrs. Pugman, a pug or other four legged friend? Perhaps they would enjoy a little something? I'm open to any suggestions.
Merry Christmas!
PS Fun Fact -- Did you know Rudolph didn't go to traditional reindeer school? He was elf taught. Ho, ho, ho, I sleigh me!
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