Secret Santa
CEO, North Pole Inc.
Dear Rod.
Let’s just skip to the real deal Mr Boss Man @Rod
No matter what these clowns tell me about you, you make the nice list in my book every year. Hell you host all the NSFW girls on this site and let me pick a few out for the big event. They sure keep me warm in that sleigh at night
Anyways back to business at hand. What do you want for your present this year. Elves are busy rolling cigars, brewing booze, and doing what ever those little fucks do to make everyone happy. Tell me what makes you smile and I will get those little buggers to make it happen
Oh yeah if you are up for it we can pick out a few of them Santa’s helpers together and I will make sure they make that smile last a bit longer.
St Nick