SamClemmons
eloquent absurdity
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- Dec 6, 2001
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Turn on yer speakers.
Huckleberry, the team, the LEGEND
Ahhhhh. I'm basking in my own wonderfullness. I bought new shades this year cause when you're me, the sun shines all the time.
"Oh Lord it's hard to be humble..."
I'd like to thank all the little people I stepped on and trashed to get where I am today.
"When you're perfect in every way..."
I'd like to thank those eight of you who remained mired in outstanding mediocrity while convincing yourselves that one more "free agent" would turn it all around.
"I can't wait to look in the mirror..."
I'd like to thank gtphale, who believed that all he needed was a great quarterback and proceeded to take Carson Freakin' Palmer with the 3rd pick in the 1st round.(note to hale: Palmer plays for the Cincy Bunglers) This left his team foundering while he fretted away in quiet desperation.
"Cuz I get better lookin' each day..."
And to Cookie who's hands on approach to coaching simply boggles the mind. He got gtphale to trade him Plaxico Burress AND Travis Henry for Clinton Portis. Portis was out for the season 4 days later.
"To know me is to love me..."
I'd like to thank alexgtp who had no chance from day one but fought viciously throughout the year to come up with 3, count ‘em, 3 huge wins to finish dead last. This guy knows as much about football as I do about Centroid-density quantum rate theory... maybe less.
"I must be a hell of a man..."
Thanks to gtphale for his selflessness in picking up all those fine sticks and taking care of them until the time that he sends most of them to me. Thanks.
"Oh Lord it's hard to be humble..."
To David2340 for keeping that top spot warm and attainable all year while I assembled, using my own devastating mental acuity, a team that would finally drive him in to obscurity. Errmm... that would be Cookie's Team. Thanks Cookie.
To those of you not mentioned personally I just have to say, well, let's face it, you are, all of you, eminently forgetable.
Neal
Turn on yer speakers.
Huckleberry, the team, the LEGEND
Ahhhhh. I'm basking in my own wonderfullness. I bought new shades this year cause when you're me, the sun shines all the time.
"Oh Lord it's hard to be humble..."
I'd like to thank all the little people I stepped on and trashed to get where I am today.
"When you're perfect in every way..."
I'd like to thank those eight of you who remained mired in outstanding mediocrity while convincing yourselves that one more "free agent" would turn it all around.
"I can't wait to look in the mirror..."
I'd like to thank gtphale, who believed that all he needed was a great quarterback and proceeded to take Carson Freakin' Palmer with the 3rd pick in the 1st round.(note to hale: Palmer plays for the Cincy Bunglers) This left his team foundering while he fretted away in quiet desperation.
"Cuz I get better lookin' each day..."
And to Cookie who's hands on approach to coaching simply boggles the mind. He got gtphale to trade him Plaxico Burress AND Travis Henry for Clinton Portis. Portis was out for the season 4 days later.
"To know me is to love me..."
I'd like to thank alexgtp who had no chance from day one but fought viciously throughout the year to come up with 3, count ‘em, 3 huge wins to finish dead last. This guy knows as much about football as I do about Centroid-density quantum rate theory... maybe less.
"I must be a hell of a man..."
Thanks to gtphale for his selflessness in picking up all those fine sticks and taking care of them until the time that he sends most of them to me. Thanks.
"Oh Lord it's hard to be humble..."
To David2340 for keeping that top spot warm and attainable all year while I assembled, using my own devastating mental acuity, a team that would finally drive him in to obscurity. Errmm... that would be Cookie's Team. Thanks Cookie.
To those of you not mentioned personally I just have to say, well, let's face it, you are, all of you, eminently forgetable.
Neal
