I am looking for a new house

[Shooter]

As I am flying in this morning I see a brilliant flash of white light and a hugh mushroom cloud form over Louisville. Everything is laid flat and smoking. I think nothing of it I am tired and want to go home and take a nap.


Well I am driving home looking forward to an early nap. I have been up since four and been on the road all week long. I pull in my driveway and to my surprise there s a smoldering heap of what used to be my house. Well at least got bombed I think to myself. I grab a smoldering 2X4 to light up a cigar and walk down to the mailbox and sure enough there is a small USPS priority box in there. I pull it out and it is something I ordered off EBAY.

Oh well I think must have been a gas explosion. I grab my bags and head up to the front door where I find the cause of all my troubles, a HUGH flat rate box. with a cigar store return addy. Oh shit I think the wife must have seen I ordered some more cigars and blown the house up. NOPE it was a "nuclear bomb" from Infinity. (still glad I got it before my wife did)

Somebody needs to get this guy back on his medication, and help me rebuild. I mean I am okay buying new mailboxes and such, but a whole house destroyed.


I am truly humbled. Great display of BOTL showmanship.

Thanks, sincerely

Shane

 

[stevehawk]

Well I am driving home looking forward to an early nap. I have been up since four and been on the road all week long. I pull in my driveway and to my surprise there s a smoldering heap of what used to be my house. Well at least got bombed I think to myself. I grab a smoldering 2X4 to light up a cigar and walk down to the mailbox and sure enough there is a small USPS priority box in there. I pull it out and it is something I ordered off EBAY.

Oh well I think must have been a gas explosion. I grab my bags and head up to the front door where I find the cause of all my troubles, a HUGH flat rate box. with a cigar store return addy. Oh shit I think the wife must have seen I ordered some more cigars and blown the house up. NOPE it was a "nuclear bomb" from Infinity. (still glad I got it before my wife did)

Somebody needs to get this guy back on his medication, and help me rebuild. I mean I am okay buying new mailboxes and such, but a whole house destroyed.


I am truly humbled. Great display of BOTL showmanship.

Thanks, sincerely

Shane

Are you f*cking kidding me?!?

Well played, Infinity! From one great BOTL to another... :thumbs:

 

[AVB]

You could always live in a tent down by the river!











Dennis won't mind.



Nice play.

 

[cookie_1978]

If Infiniti keeps this up, there are going to be no members left on CP -

Nice play.

 

[cincycigarman]

Great play, Infinity. Couldn't happen to a better guy.

 

[Wurm]

CRAAAAAAAZY! :thumbs:

 

[bigvinnysd]

Well played. There's no end! (pun intended)

 

[NullSmurf]

Damn, Brian! I think it'd be easier to count the brothers you HAVEN'T whacked than the ones you have.

 

[Infinity]

Great post Shane :laugh:

Enjoy the sticks.

Brian

 

[theHatguy]

You could always live in a tent down by the river!











Dennis won't mind.



Nice play.

AVB, YOU have got to be f*ckin' kidding me. You must not have been at my house on Friday night before the BBQ Herf.

When I first read the header my first thought was Shane must have been in the shine again and they are running him out of town.

Nice play Infinity!!! Shooter is a great BOTL.

 

[Shooter]

You could always live in a tent down by the river!











Dennis won't mind.



Nice play.

AVB, YOU have got to be f*ckin' kidding me. You must not have been at my house on Friday night before the BBQ Herf.

When I first read the header my first thought was Shane must have been in the shine again and they are running him out of town.

Nice play Infinity!!! Shooter is a great BOTL.