I can't believe I wasted my 5000th post on...

[souldog]

And here it is... Damn it, I wanted to use it on something cool, instead of some jerk who just showed up here a week ago and has already tried to sell twice. I suppose I should talk about some of the things I have learned in my short 5000 post career at Cigar Pass, but I've spoken too much already...ah what the hell:

- Doc isn't as grumpy as he makes himself out to be.
- If you post a girl with a cigar near her, Ray will come after you for a copyright violation.
- Tom (BBS) isn't actually a hippie at all, he just has really long hair.
- Jim is infamous for drunk dialing, and more recently, posting while drunk.
- Phil can't decide whether he likes manatees or burned passes.
- Brent's "exploratory hugs" will never wash off.
- You will never be as awesome as Loren. Or his Opus stash. Seriously.
- Mu Mike's Opus stash is more awesome than Loren's.
- Melly really likes her football team. Like, alot.
- Jonesy and jfields will never openly admit they have a bromance.
- Never click on Gary's links while at work. Or at home. Or anywhere.
- Note to self for next prank: Rod is not a fan of spiders.


Thanks guys for letting me stick around, I've had a great time. :thumbs:

 

[Devil Doc]

News flash! You wasted your 5001st post.

Doc.

 

[vortex]

News flash! You wasted your 5001st post.

Doc.

5000 in 2 years you figure they weren't the first two!

 

[DirtyDave]

Cheers to one of the biggest post whores around!

 

[The Black Cloud]

Cheers, Jon!

 

[Gavin]

Congratulations, my friend.

 

[grateful1]

Leg humper!

 

[Franco593]

Damn windbag :laugh: ....grats Jon!

 

[4cbln3]

Why don't you celebrate this momentous occasion and sell your bike for a Segway

You know the knees aren't what they used to be Jon.










Congrats SIR!

 

[b.dawgson]

Way to go Jon!



That's really all I have to say...

 

[BlindedByScience]

- Tom (BBS) isn't actually a hippie at all, he just has really long hair.

Funny stuff - I always tell people to think of Ted Nugent:

One of Ted's better quotes:

UP: How do you make rock n roll and conservative politics fit together?

TN: How old are you, Martin?

UP: I'm 28.

TN: Then you haven't the faintest f__king idea...

Congrats, Jon - !! - B.B.S.

 

[Kingantz]

Woo hoo! Five thousand posts! Shame ya had to waste that five thousandththththt post, but then again I think that's exactly how you shoulda used it. Congrats on the milestone!

 

[MadMonk]

Well, La Dee Freekin Dah!

 

[Jonesy]

- Jonesy and jfields will never openly admit they have a bromance.

There's only one true, meaningful, full of man love bromance here Jon.....that's you and Sneeds. Be proud of it!

Fuggin Post Whore! :laugh:

 

[LA Kings Fan]

Congrads on 5k Souldog. Great person and great BOTL!

 

[investandprosper]

Stay classy SD!

 

[emoshun]

Great guy on the boards, even better in person.

I hope he's this cheery by his 10,000th post.

-Jimmy

 

[B.HOBS]

Meh.

 

[kiwifruit]

- Jonesy and jfields will never openly admit they have a bromance.

There's only one true, meaningful, full of man love bromance here Jon.....that's you and Sneeds. Be proud of it!

Fuggin Post Whore! :laugh:

Witnessed the bomb brothers bromance first hand in 07. That's the original bromance. Like Abbott and Costello. Now, Sneeds and Souldog...thats more like Cheech and Chong. :laugh:

 

[Smokin'Sims]

The real question is: How many of the 5000 post were useful?

Congrats Jon. Now head to your local bar and get a beer.