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Fast4Dr

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14:15:51 Phil2 enters this room
14:15:58 [psyktek] oops, there she goes
14:16:10 [vewyphishy] who are you and what did you do with phil!?
14:16:20 [vewyphishy] you ate him, didn't you?
14:16:37 [psyktek] Prolly someon from his IT dept.
14:16:42 [Phil2] Alright, I don't know WTF happened but I got locked out of my account
14:16:58 [Phil2] I am not even at work bob
14:17:01 TheSource enters this room
14:17:09 [TheSource] you have called
14:17:11 [Phil2] Somehow, my password stoped workin
14:17:13 [TheSource] I have come
14:17:16 [vewyphishy] fat fingers? hit the wrong password?
14:17:23 [psyktek] wtf?
14:17:25 [Phil2] LMAO, fix my **** man
14:17:29 [vewyphishy] maybe its not "noob"... but "nooob"
14:17:36 [Phil2] Nope vewy, I did it a couple of times
14:17:36 [SamGuss] what happened?
14:17:49 [Phil2] nope
14:17:59 [Phil2] Nope vewy it did it a couple of times
14:18:10 [Phil2] I dunno WTF is goin on
14:18:21 [Phil2] like ROD is screwin w/me or somethin
14:18:46 [SamGuss] naw probably has to do with cookies or some ****
14:19:19 [TheSource] No, ROD is screwing with you. As the Source I know. He is.
14:19:32 [vewyphishy] i agree with sam
14:19:50 [Phil2] LMAO, you guys are probly right
14:19:54 [vewyphishy] i cant log on to my school account at work for some reason
14:20:06 [Phil2] I dunno WTF to do side open another acct
14:20:09 [TheSource] You agree with Sam? What does he know? He is not the Source!
14:20:27 [vewyphishy] crummy work computers. another way the suits keep us down.
14:20:30 [SamGuss] see if you still have the same problems tomorrow at work bro
14:20:39 [Phil2] LMAO @ vewy]
14:20:54 [Phil2] Ya, i'll check it out tommorow
14:20:59 [Phil2] I aint worried
14:21:17 [Phil2] If I do I'll just be Phil2 till it gets fixed
14:22:00 [Phil2] Weird thing is that I had the blue color in my OLD acct, and never set it on this one but somehow that stayed throught 2 accts
14:22:04 [Phil2] WTF???
14:22:09 [psyktek] Maybe he's just tryin' to get your post count down
14:22:16 [SamGuss] LOL
14:22:41 [Phil2] SCREW THAT BS, I just don't post in there too much any more
14:22:44 [TheSource] All post padders will be punished. So sayeth The Source.
14:22:45 [thejollyco] crazy poster
14:22:56 [Phil2] I don't care who gets mad that is STUPID
14:23:09 [thejollyco] hey "thesource" tell us about matrix revolutions
14:23:12 [SamGuss] what the post padding that goes on?
14:23:15 [Phil2] I don't post pad, I just hang around a lot
14:23:34 [SamGuss] Heck been around for awhile - only thing I cn see it being an issue now is so many active members on the boards now.
14:24:11 [TheSource] I am not the source of some flop movie. I am The Source when it comes to all things cigars.
14:24:25 [psyktek] I looked at the member list the other day. Seems there's an awful lot of folks with one square who haven't posted in months; years even
14:24:33 [TheSource] The Source for illegal contrabrand
14:24:40 [Phil2] Used to answer a lot of posts during the day, but after all that B.S. I just hang out in here cause nobody can get mad at me for talkin
14:24:51 [SamGuss] yeah lots of them
14:24:51 [psyktek] Fireworks?
14:24:59 [thejollyco] yea, me too phil
14:25:02 [thejollyco] i'm bored most of the time
14:25:09 [psyktek] At least not yet Phil
14:25:12 [SamGuss] we get a lot of guests too - makes me wonder if they are members who forgot their nick or something lol
14:25:16 [thejollyco] it sukcs how no one is here at like 3 am my time
14:25:21 TheSource exits from this room
14:25:32 [thejollyco] there he goes
14:25:42 [SamGuss] who was that masked man lol
14:25:43 [Phil2] probably people who googled to cigar pass
14:25:52 [Phil2] fast, he wasnt talkin
14:25:56 [Phil2] or vewy
14:26:08 [psyktek] some people actually sleep, jolly
14:26:14 [Phil2] Or PB even
14:26:15 [SamGuss] * SamGuss nods
14:26:18 [thejollyco] well
14:26:23 [thejollyco] see, slpeein is overrated
14:26:32 [Phil2] LMAO, I think it was GIBU that was razzin PB about the lone wolfs
14:26:37 [thejollyco] i'm up most of the time
14:26:44 [Fast4Dr] wasn't me fellas
14:26:47 [thejollyco] lone wolfs are pretty good
14:26:55 [Phil2] I saw a post he made that was VERY close to that and mentioned the same cigars LMAO
14:26:56 [SamGuss] LOL
14:27:02 [thejollyco] good and mild
14:27:07 [Phil2] LMAO, ya right fast
14:27:08 [SamGuss] good catch
14:27:11 [Fast4Dr] I was on the phone opening a trouble ticket on 2 T-1's that are down
14:27:17 [SamGuss] not sure how right you are but good catch
14:27:35 [SamGuss] I still think it was one of the FOG's
14:27:36 [Phil2] O.k. PB
14:27:41 Phil2 exits from this room
14:27:46 Phil enters this room

14:27:55 [Phil] WTF?????????
14:28:05 [Phil] HOW DID THAT WORK ARE YOU SCREWIN W?ME
14:28:07 [SamGuss] and there he is - the man of the hour
14:28:30 [psyktek] Phil, you are WAYYYYY too stressed
14:28:39 [Phil] PB just told me what my password got changed too WTF
14:28:44 [PuroBrat] nope, now edit your profile, you are fixed
14:28:45 [thejollyco] go stab some people
14:28:45 Phill2 enters this room
14:28:58 [thejollyco] it'll be all better
14:29:01 [thejollyco] i'm gonna go smoke
14:29:03 [thejollyco] peace
14:29:06 [Phill2] Now how the F did that happen?????
14:29:09 [Phil] WTF??? WHO IS PHIL @??
14:29:14 [psyktek] cya jolly
14:29:15 [SamGuss] ROFLMAO
14:29:19 [Phil] WTF??
14:29:30 [Phill2] WTF? WHO IS PHIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14:29:42 [Phil] WTF how is PHIL2 now??
14:29:44 [vewyphishy] oh... my... god...
14:29:49 [Phill2] OK GUYS I KNOW ONE OF YOU IS F`ing WITH ME!!!!!!!
14:29:50 [Phil] WHO even
14:29:54 [psyktek] ROFLMAO too
14:29:58 [SamGuss] * SamGuss is rolling here
14:30:12 [Phil] LMAO, it's PB
14:30:17 [Phill2] I think it is ROD
14:30:18 [Phil] Gotta be, somehow
14:30:27 [SamGuss] oh man TFF
14:30:36 [Fast4Dr] Phil this is Phil
14:30:37 [vewyphishy] i say shoot 'em both
14:30:41 [Phill2] ROD STOP MESSING WITH ME!!!!!!!!
14:30:46 [Phil] QUIT SCREWIN W/ME
14:30:48 [Fast4Dr] Hi Phil but I'm Phil
14:30:52 [SamGuss] yeah which one is which?
14:30:54 [Phil] WTF??
14:31:03 [Phil] I AM ME!!!
14:31:04 vewyphishy exits from this room
14:31:07 [Phill2] YOU STOP SCREWING WITH ME!
14:31:13 [Phil] I REALLY AM SCREW THAT ONE
14:31:15 Phil3 enters this room
14:31:15 [Fast4Dr] Phil can't even spell Phil right
14:31:19 [psyktek] Will the real Phil, please stand up?
14:31:19 [Fast4Dr] Phill
14:31:26 [Fast4Dr] please stand up
14:31:28 [SamGuss] I think the Phi with the little body next to it is the real Phil
14:31:36 [SamGuss] LOL
14:31:48 [Phil] Ya your right!!!! YEP!!!!!!
14:31:51 [Fast4Dr] all you imitaters
14:31:55 [Phill2] SCREW ME???WTF HOW DID YOU GET MY PASSWORD!!!!!!
14:31:56 [Phil] Spelled right and all!!
14:32:08 [Phil] OH hell no FU phil3
14:32:13 [Phil] **** aint funny
14:32:19 [SamGuss] interesting development
14:32:30 [SamGuss] ROFLMAO
14:32:33 [SamGuss] h **** TFF
14:32:34 [Fast4Dr] I think all the Phil's are actually Jolly
14:32:35 [Phil] I know one is vewy and one is PB, I don't know who the other is
14:32:37 [Phil3] dang it. who are these copycats in here?!
14:32:46 [psyktek] Shades of Agent Smith!!
14:32:49 [Phil] vewy, PB, and jolly
14:32:51 [Phill2] OK NOW WHO THE F IS PHIL3??????????
14:32:59 [Phill2] STOP MESSING W/ME!!!!!!!!
14:33:06 [vewyphishy] huh?
14:33:15 [PuroBrat] Phil, you have 2, the one I did for you which you can now change password and edit the profile, and you have Phil2 which you created, the rest of the Phils are just the guys messin with your head
14:33:18 [SamGuss] * SamGuss is rolling here
14:33:43 [Phill2] MESSING WITH HIS HEAD???????? WTF ABOUT MY HEAD HUH???????
14:33:54 Phil420 enters this room
14:33:57 [Phil] O.K.
14:34:00 [psyktek] vewy, that even managed to sound innocent
14:34:05 [Phil420] hey there
14:34:06 [SamGuss] ROFLMAO
14:34:07 [Phil] LMAO, THAT HAS TO BE PB
14:34:09 [SamGuss] OH ****
14:34:09 [PuroBrat] if there is a little man beside it, then a password was used, otherwise, no need for a password
14:34:10 [vewyphishy] TFF
14:34:18 [Fast4Dr] damn there are a lot of Phils in here
14:34:19 [PuroBrat] Not me Phil
14:34:19 [SamGuss] Now this IS classic!!!!!!
14:34:23 [SamGuss] ROFLMAO
14:34:38 [Phill2] Will the REAL Phil please stand up?
14:34:45 [Phil] Hmmmm, who could that be
14:34:47 [Phil420] anyone got some smoke?
14:34:49 [Phill2] OH WAIT WHAT THE HELL THAT OWULD BE ME!!!!!!!!!
14:34:54 [Phil] You guys are TFF
14:34:55 [Phill2] HELLO!!!!!
14:34:57 [psyktek] Place is phull of phils
14:34:59 [Phil420] I'm looking for some sticky Cali buds
14:35:03 Phill2 exits from this room
14:35:11 [SamGuss] ROFLMAI
14:35:14 [Phil] *stand up* THnak you Thank you!!!
14:35:23 [SamGuss] oh man that was TFF
14:35:28 [Phil] LMAO, WTF
14:35:33 [Fast4Dr] this sh!t is too funny
14:35:47 [Phil] All extra Phil must leave now!!!!!
14:36:00 [Phil420] Hi my name is Phil, this is my brother Phil and my other brother Phil
14:36:09 [Fast4Dr] lol
14:36:16 [Phil] LOL
14:36:24 [Phil3] hi brother
14:36:34 [SamGuss] ROFLMAO
14:36:41 [Phil420] hey bro, what's for dinner?
14:36:53 [vewyphishy] oh geez, stop it. you guys are killing me.
14:37:03 [Fast4Dr] this is too much for me...I'm gonna bust out laughing at work
14:37:03 [Phil] BIG STICKY BUDS MAN
14:37:10 [PuroBrat] these guys are so funny
14:37:16 [Phil420] how bout some brownies
14:37:25 RealPhil enters this room
14:37:32 [Phil420] or some shrooms
14:37:35 [RealPhil] Alright guys enough is enough
14:37:41 [Phil3] i'm allergic to brownies. and so are you.
14:37:46 [RealPhil] all you Phil's gt out of here now and let's get back to normal
14:37:55 [Phil420] not these kinda brownies
14:37:59 [RealPhil] this stuff was funny at first but it is getting carried away now
14:38:12 [SamGuss] * SamGuss goes into covulsions laughing so hard
14:38:30 [Fast4Dr] follows Sam
14:38:31 [psyktek] Uh oh, looks like grownup Phil is here.
14:38:37 [Phil] F-off EVERYONE WHO IS SCREWIN WITH ME
14:38:40 [Fast4Dr] my stomach hurts
14:38:46 [vewyphishy] i was just on the phone with my boss about our billing for this month... i almost couldn't keep my laughter in
14:38:50 [Phil420] yea stop screwing with me
14:38:58 RealPhil exits from this room
14:38:59 [Phil] LOL
14:39:05 [SamGuss] ok guys got to run - later!
14:39:16 [Phil] Later sam!!
14:39:20 [vewyphishy] cya sam!
14:39:30 FatherPhil enters this room
14:39:31 [Phil] Hey you need to answer my PM better!!!
14:39:34 [psyktek] hmm, looks like stogieman wanted his own room
14:39:34 [vewyphishy] man phil, you got yourself a little following going on.
14:39:39 stogieman enters this room
14:39:39 [Phil3] FATHER!!!
14:39:42 [PuroBrat] you got it now Phil!!!
14:39:43 [Phil] BOB, that HAS to be you
14:39:45 [psyktek] Bye Sam, and thx for the advice
14:39:48 [FatherPhil] Boys what did I tell you about confusing all these people
14:39:50 [psyktek] again
14:39:57 [Phil420] sorry dad
14:40:00 [stogieman] hey all, I'm back
14:40:02 [Fast4Dr] lol
14:40:05 [Phil3] sorry dad
14:40:23 [Phil] These guys are screwin W/me stogie
14:40:24 [FatherPhil] now get back to your rooms, you're all grounded
14:40:29 [PuroBrat] LOL
14:40:29 [Phil420] yes sir
14:40:30 [stogieman] will you guys stop fighting or go to your rooms
14:40:31 Phil420 exits from this room
14:40:35 [stogieman] lol
14:40:38 [Phil] I don't know what to dl
14:40:40 [Phil3]
14:40:43 Phil3 exits from this room
14:40:44 [Phil] do
14:40:48 [PuroBrat] wish I wasn't so busy here, I could mess wid ya too Bro
14:40:52 [psyktek] Don't listen to him stogie, he's just getting paranoid.
14:40:57 [Phil] LMAO Nice they are leavin
14:41:03 [vewyphishy] aww... they left!
14:41:04 [FatherPhil] sorry about my boys...they get a little carried away sometimes
14:41:10 [Phil] LMAO, BS PB
14:41:15 [psyktek] see, there's no one here but him
14:41:18 [stogieman] how you doin' bill
14:41:20 [vewyphishy] i havent laughed that hard in a long time.
14:41:21 [Phil] Vewy to BS
14:41:32 [FatherPhil] boys will be boys
14:41:41 [vewyphishy] ?
14:41:45 [Phil] I wanna know who it was now
14:41:48 [FatherPhil] they should bother you again....have a good afternoon
14:41:51 FatherPhil exits from this room
14:42:00 [stogieman] will the real Phil please stand up
14:42:32 [Phil] LMAO @ phil420!!
14:42:50 [stogieman] Phil420?????
14:42:51 [psyktek] OK, I'm gonna go write a check to Jim and Ric. C'yall
14:42:57 [Phil] LOL ist all good
14:43:06 [Phil] Later, bob!!!
14:43:08 [Fast4Dr] sorry I couldn't resist
14:43:13 [stogieman] take care bro'
14:43:19 [Fast4Dr] I am Phil420 and FatherPhil
14:43:24 [Phil] LMAO
14:43:24 psyktek exits from this room
14:43:39 [stogieman] is PB still sleepin'
14:43:41 [Fast4Dr] I had to jump in on all the action
14:43:42 [Phil] Not bad picks fast, LOL
14:43:44 [vewyphishy] I guess that makes me Phil3
14:44:00 [Fast4Dr] lol vewy
14:44:03 [Phil] LMAO, I knew it!!! Jolly??
14:44:12 [Phil] Where you one?
14:44:16 [Fast4Dr] I stayed 20 minutes late at work for all this fun
14:44:23 [Phil] PB had to be too, there were like 5 of you
14:44:32 [vewyphishy] lol fast
14:44:36 [Phil] LMAO, @ FAST
14:44:43 [Fast4Dr] that **** was hilarious
14:44:59 [Phil] Ya it was
14:45:01 FOGsRule enters this room
14:45:02 [Fast4Dr] I'm going to be laughing all the way home
14:45:08 [Phil] GO HOME SMART ASS
14:45:08 [stogieman] I left work and came back an hour later and you all are still here
14:45:21 [Fast4Dr] everyone here is looking at me like I'm crazy
14:45:26 luckydawg enters this room
14:45:37 [Phil] LMAO these guys were screwin w/me the whole time!!
14:45:40 [Fast4Dr] I'll see you all later...I'm out
14:45:42 [stogieman] Hey LD, what's uppppppp
14:45:44 [Phil] Hey LD
14:45:48 [luckydawg] h'lo
14:45:49 [PuroBrat] That last customer was a Blonde, I gaurantee it
14:45:52 [Phil] Later fast
14:45:58 [PuroBrat] Hey Bro, Sup?
14:46:07 [Phil] LMAO @ PB
14:46:11 [vewyphishy] cya fast... ttyl
14:46:19 [luckydawg] nada
14:46:20 [PuroBrat] I really did not do any of that Phil
 
People were screwin w/my head. LMAO, I would like to know who everyone was!! :p :p
 
thejollyco said:
crap, all of this happened while i was away, well the good stuff.
I KNOW you were someone jolly, FESS UP!!!!!
 
TFF. :D

[edit] I think it would make the dialogue more readable if the actions of entering and exiting the room were in bold
 
Ok just for the record, I had nothing to do with screwin with anybody today. Not that I'm above such things, just wasn't me. A few months ago I ran a humor contest of sorts looking for the best story on why you should win my lone wolf's. I wanted to clean them out the humidor and smoking them wasn't an option. Blair won the contest so when I posted a welcome back recently I was just referencing that. I was out of the house almost all day after my shower.

Anyway, just knocking down my part of a conspiracy theory before it starts. :D
 
Me either, I had nothing to do with it. But I wish I was there, very funny. :D
 
This was one of the funniest things I have ever been a part of. I even stayed at work 45 minutes late to partake in it.
 
Man I just took an AMbien to go to sleep and reading that was sooo ****ing trippy. TO this moment I do not who who was who but man no matter how you interpret it it's funny.

Who's on first? What's the name of the guy on second base?
 
i just barely missed all the good stuff!
me wonders how fast knows 420. hmmmm ;)
might he be rolling his own cigars? :sign:
 
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