Jack or John

Who would come out on top?

  • Jack Bauer

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  • John Rambo

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Depends on where they are. John doesn't seem to do well in MOUT and Jack ain't a woodsy type of guy.
 
Top 24 Jack Bauer Facts...
Rating (out of 4) 3.30Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist. 3.29Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours. 3.29If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice. 3.27Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys. 3.261.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight. 3.22The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you. 3.20Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry. 3.19There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot. 3.18They say you can't go a day without water, Jack Bauer has gone five seasons. 3.15Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow. 3.12When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back. 3.11When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back. 3.09When life hands Jack Bauer Lemons, he kills Terrorists. Jack Bauer fuckin' hates lemonade. 3.08As a boy, Jack Bauer interrogated his parents on Easter until they revealed the location and contents of each hidden egg. 3.07Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away. 3.07After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload. 3.05Nostradamus once predicted in his journal: "In the century 21st, the one known as Jacques will be the savior of the world... five seasons in a row." Moments later, Jack Bauer knocked down the door, shot Nostradamus in the kneecaps, and yelled "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!" 3.03A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walked into a bar... and Jack Bauer is going to find out why... 3.01Superman has Jack Bauer pajamas. 3.01Jack Bauer has no friends, because as a child when he would play cops and robbers, the robbers would all be interogated and killed. 3.01Jack Bauer is the reason Waldo is hiding. 3.01Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why there's no life on Mars. 3.00Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man. 3.00On Jack Bauers Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependants.
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Kind of hard to read huh!!!
 
Jack Bauer Facts...

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist.

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.

Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot.

They say you can't go a day without water, Jack Bauer has gone five seasons.

Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow.

When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back.

When life hands Jack Bauer Lemons, he kills Terrorists. Jack Bauer fuckin' hates lemonade.

As a boy, Jack Bauer interrogated his parents on Easter until they revealed the location and contents of each hidden egg.

Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload.

Nostradamus once predicted in his journal: "In the century 21st, the one known as Jacques will be the savior of the world... five seasons in a row." Moments later, Jack Bauer knocked down the door, shot Nostradamus in the kneecaps, and yelled "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!"

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walked into a bar... and Jack Bauer is going to find out why...

Superman has Jack Bauer pajamas.

Jack Bauer has no friends, because as a child when he would play cops and robbers, the robbers would all be interogated and killed.

Jack Bauer is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why there's no life on Mars.

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

On Jack Bauers Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependants.

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That post about Jack Baur is HYSTERICAL!! I think the Priest, Rabbit Minister and the Lost Island are 2 of my favorites...

Melly
 
Dude, this is a lame quesion. Don't you know that John is only a made up character, while Jack is real?
 
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most people look under their bed for monsters, rambo looks under his bed for Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer named his cat Rambo, because Rambo is a puss

:)
 
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