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Joke for the mortgage payers

anvil

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Nov 11, 2006
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Taumarunui. New Zealand
For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job.

There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"


Little Johnny told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!"
 
Thay was funny, i'm sure a lot of people have walked into or had their kids walk into an inappropriate situation. :0
 
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