Just when I thought one Hugh Jorgan was enough in my life...

[Succubus]

I got to see your little package today, it sure gave me a laugh. Despite your small size, you really dumped a substantial load on my doorstep.

I can't say I've ever had a vibrating penis lighter, but now I can't wait for some stranger to ask me for a light The tagalongs are amazing too, I'm very excited to try them as they are all new to me. I see through your intentions of trying to get me drunk with this beautiful elixir before you stick your incredible stick in my mouth.

Thank you so very much for thinking of me, Hugh ever you are!

 

[grateful1]

Well played!

 

[bfreebern]

Damn, that reads like a Penthouse Letters. Good play, whoever you are Hugh.

 

[Brickhouse]

Finally, Bri is getting some dick rather than handing it out.

 

[Bsneed51]

Bri is very involved with dicks, but oddly we never see Josh mentioned when she's talking about them.

 

[Succubus]

Finally, Bri is getting some dick rather than handing it out.

I wish I could chocolate dick slap you right now

 

[oke&coke]

Bri is very involved with dicks, but oddly we never see Josh mentioned when she's talking about them.

Read the thread title. I read it as he's packing a horse appendage.

 

[George Scott]

Read the thread title. I read it as he's packing a horse appendage.

So that's what she see in him? LOL!!!!!

 

[golfgar]

Nice hit but I'm not sure what else to say.

 

[Napa_Smokes]

And here I am thinking I was the only one allowed to dick slap my wife.....

Nice hit, she was laughing her ass off after she opened it.

 

[Napa_Smokes]

So that's what she see in him? LOL!!!!!

Sure as hell wasn't the negative balance on the bank account or my ogre looks! I'm just thankful our daughter looks like her.

 

[George Scott]

We need pictures

 

[Succubus]

We need pictures

Um, I hope that's not directed at Josh, based on your last comment

 

[George Scott]

Um, I hope that's not directed at Josh, based on your last comment

 

[CMontoya79]

Well played señor Jorgan. Well played indeed!