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man test fitting artificial leg left and never returned. visited SPECTRUM PROSTETICS AND ORTHOTICS to be fitted for a prosthetic and (was allowed to take it for a couple of hours to see how it fit) DES MOINES police still cannot find him. there' a joke in there somewhere. lol :p !
 
stevehawk said:
If it ever makes it to court, he won't have a leg to stand on...

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ding ding ding ding


We have a winner!
 
I got a peg leg joke for ya. :p

I went to a domestic call one night. There was a drunk guy in the house fighting with his wife.

Me and my partners went in. The guy told us we were gonna have to kill him to arrest him. :0 He had no visable weapon and was waving his empty hands around.

My guys and I work this kind of thing alot. We looked at each other and sprang upon the drunk guy.

Well one thing led to another and I grabbed his right leg and gave it a twist. The freekin thing made a snapping noise and turned at an awkward angle.

I thought I had broke it. The guy never flinched and kept fighting. Then the leg came off and was lying on the floor. :laugh:

Well we got the guy. They were loading the guy up and I was putting his fake leg into the trunk.

He looked at me and said, I'm gonna sue your ass."

I looked at him while throwing his leg into the trunk and said, "Go ahead...You ain't gotta leg to stand on."

This guy thought I was the funniest guy alive after that and did not offer up any more resistance.
 
cigarsarge said:
I got a peg leg joke for ya. :p

I went to a domestic call one night. There was a drunk guy in the house fighting with his wife.

Me and my partners went in. The guy told us we were gonna have to kill him to arrest him. :0 He had no visable weapon and was waving his empty hands around.

My guys and I work this kind of thing alot. We looked at each other and sprang upon the drunk guy.

Well one thing led to another and I grabbed his right leg and gave it a twist. The freekin thing made a snapping noise and turned at an awkward angle.

I thought I had broke it. The guy never flinched and kept fighting. Then the leg came off and was lying on the floor. :laugh:

Well we got the guy. They were loading the guy up and I was putting his fake leg into the trunk.

He looked at me and said, I'm gonna sue your ass."

I looked at him while throwing his leg into the trunk and said, "Go ahead...You ain't gotta leg to stand on."

This guy thought I was the funniest guy alive after that and did not offer up any more resistance.
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Oh Sarge, that is too funny!!!

You LEO's have the BEST stories in the world!!! As they say, truth is stranger than fiction!! :laugh: George has told me some classics that leave me rolling on the floor for hours :laugh:
 
stevehawk said:
If it ever makes it to court, he won't have a leg to stand on...

:laugh: :laugh:
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bwaaahahaha! good one! :D
 
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