So today I almost died, in fact it was very very close. A stray bomb fell out of Mississippi and hit my house. I managed to live through the explosion but some shrapnel has hit my legs and I'm not sure if I'll be able to walk again for a few hours. I'm just floored.
On a more literal note, Today I received a gigantic bomb from Jeff B., Stuffed to the brim with tasty aged sticks.
I take my hat off to you sir, you are an exemplary BOTL. In your honor I will smoke each of these to the nub till I burn my lip, then take one more puff before I ash it.
I really can't thank you enough for this. Just know you are now on my hit list. I will not take a hostile attack like this without return fire, I know this attack wasn't meant to trigger retaliation but I wasn't raised to stand back and do nothing. It won't come quickly, I'll bide my time, and when you least expect it you'll find a nice brown box in front of your door wired to explode.
PS. I think I milked the bomb innuendo enough!
On a more literal note, Today I received a gigantic bomb from Jeff B., Stuffed to the brim with tasty aged sticks.
I take my hat off to you sir, you are an exemplary BOTL. In your honor I will smoke each of these to the nub till I burn my lip, then take one more puff before I ash it.
I really can't thank you enough for this. Just know you are now on my hit list. I will not take a hostile attack like this without return fire, I know this attack wasn't meant to trigger retaliation but I wasn't raised to stand back and do nothing. It won't come quickly, I'll bide my time, and when you least expect it you'll find a nice brown box in front of your door wired to explode.
PS. I think I milked the bomb innuendo enough!
Be sure to think of us all as you partake.