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'Fitness pill' being developed


"Scientists are moving closer to developing a pill which could deliver some of the benefits of exercise - even for those who do not move a muscle."

"The journal Cell reports US researchers now have two possible pills which appear able to build muscle, increase stamina and even burn fat.
In tests, mice were able to run 44% further - suggesting humans may be able to do the same without prior training."

""If you like exercise, you like the idea of getting 'more bang for your buck'," he said. "If you don't like exercise, you love the idea of getting the benefits from a pill," he said."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7535770.stm


Translation: Eat, smoke, and drink all you want!

 

[sack]

Sounds interesting! I think i'll wait until someone else has taken the pill for a while, don't want to walk around with a 24 hour erection or two heads. ???

 

[anvil]

Sounds interesting! I think i'll wait until someone else has taken the pill for a while, don't want to walk around with a 24 hour erection or two heads. ???

I don't see anything wrong with those side affects mate.
You would always have someone to talk to.
You could never be called "One Eyed".
You could get drunk as a skunk and still get laid.
Your jeans would never fall down.
You would always have somewhere to hang your hat.

I could go on but I wont. :laugh:

 

[souldog]

I don't see anything wrong with those side affects mate.
You would always have someone to talk to.
You could never be called "One Eyed".
You could get drunk as a skunk and still get laid.
Your jeans would never fall down.
You would always have somewhere to hang your hat.

I could go on but I wont. :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: You WIN this thread!!!!!

As for the pill, I think it's silly. Nothing should be a fuggin' substitute for blood and fuggin' sweat. Bullshit. :angry:

 

[MOBIG]

Hey thats funny I wonder will they allow it in baseball?

 

[Wurm]

The Tour de France riders just creamed themselves

 

[Big Stick]

I'm still for the old fashion way of working out

I'm still waiting for the magic pill for alcoholism