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SD_Stack

SD_Stack

Former J.R. 1am Monitor
Joined
Jul 6, 2003
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I never got to receive all the warm welcomes when I joined.

Hi, I'm Steven... known here as SD. :D I'm a pretty nice guy I guess... :sneaky: I'm honest and I'm cute and I love guns. :D My wife is very beautiful and my donkey's name is Mabeline! :p I have several kids and hundreds of cigars. I know JoeM, Sibernation, CoventryCat, Wade, Shadow and many others. I live near Dixieland, but we won't talk about that openly... :p I love cuban cigars and ultra-high end cigars. I used to be the 1am JR Monitor until it was stolen from me by a guy who drives fast in a four door. :p I like Single Malt Scotch, Port Wines and I celebrate Christmas. I have 10 fingers and 10 toes, although I don't have all my teeth. :sign:
 
vewyphishy said:
Me neither!!! :(
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You never got to receive all the warm welcomes when you joined?

or

You don't have all your teeth!? :sign: :D :p
 
SD_Stack said:
You never got to receive all the warm welcomes when you joined?

or

You don't have all your teeth!? :sign: :D :p
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*looks in mirror*

*1... 2... 5.... 12... *

All there. :D Must've been the welcome I'm missing. :p
 
Yea, I know you.

Your the guy that tests condoms for that big horse company.
Are'nt you?

And I think you had a knot tied in your...................Hum Dinger a couple of months ago, RIGHT?
Just goes to show, a condom is not the best protection for Mabeline now is it??

Yea,I'm pretty sure I know you!!!!
 
JOE.M. said:
Someone please shot this redneck! :)
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I think what Joe means is...

"Someone please "shoot" this redneck."




Now Joe, who's the redneck! :D :sign: :p


I :love: Joey!
 
Steven,

Wow SD !!

I've been sooooo confused since I started hanging out at this place on a daily basis....


I kept hearing all these weird things in reference to you, SD, not just once, but like time and time again, you see....

But somehow it just didn't jive with what I read on your postings and with my own interactions with you, SD.

I was really bewildered by it all.

( Mind you, i have only been officially a member at CP for a short period AND i am just getting to know my way around here AND all the great people... )


But now it all makes sense, NOW i get it......... You OWN a donkey!


:D :D :D :D :D


Happy Turkey Day SD!
 
I'm not posting a welcome to your toothless ass. :p I'm just taking the opportunity to make you feel like a worthless redneck.....I guess I can't make too much fun because I have redneck tendencies too :thumbs:

JOE.M.
Someone please shot this redneck! 
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"I'd love to spit some beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ol' 45"


BTW SD, how's your sis...er I mean wife and baby doing?
 
But now it all makes sense, NOW i get it......... You OWN a donkey!
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LOL @ Miles!!

Yeah before the famous l40 incident about a month ago, CigarPass used to have a photo gallery where we all could post pictures of ourselves. SD had this great photo of his lovely wife standing next to their donkey sticking his head through the gate.

Of course that naturally generated replies to the photo like "Gee Steven, it looks like you got your head stuck in the fence"

Hopefully we'll get the photo gallery back real soon.
 
Welcome to CP Steven, and don't foget the rules, you gotta send a newbie pack to everyu FOG with their AIP :p

Oh wait, you already sent out noob packs, lots of times, my bad. :D

But just in case A.I.P. ;)
 
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