Now I Need a New Mailbox...

ironpeddler

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I pull up to my house yesterday amidst a freezing cold snow burst to find a circular dry spot, 30 feet in diameter around where my mailbox used to be!

I'm like, "Holy F*@k!...what the hell just happened?...where's my mailbox?"

Now that isn't the worst part...parked 20 feet away from Ground Zero was the Mail truck that Postman Joe usually drives, just sitting there, running, all blackened in the rear end like it was caught in a fire. In all this mayhem, there, right in the middle of this bomb zone where my mailbox used to be was this USPS box addressed to me!...I almost missed it in the snow storm because of the white out.

I ran in the house, grabbed my oven mitts and went back out into the storm to fetch this mystery package that caused such devastation...and what did I find?

Now, I have no idea who D. Berkowitz from Marion, IN is...and there is no listing within MapQuest or Google Earth for 1001 Concurrent Lane in your town...weird....but boy does he know what kind of cigars I like to smoke!

Thanks brother, that is the kindest gesture I ever could have imagined from a fellow BOTL....definitely from the heart.

...and I'll miss dear old Joe the Mailman!

PS: Mr. Berkowitz, just remember on thing... it's a long, cold Winter my friend. Wait, doesn't Jeff S. Lada live in Marion, IN?....maybe I'll have HIM go check out this address for me.
 
Nice Hit. I must say the culprit has not covered his tracks very well.
 
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