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Outrageous scientific findings

SFG75

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****Researchers from the university of Chicago reported not long ago that male guinea baboons fiddle with one another's gentials :0 when they perform a complex greeting ritual.--Think of this one the next time your in a meeting or giving a presentation. :D :D

****Marine biologists traced a strange sumbarine farting sound to bubbles that were observed coming from a herring's anus; it was the first discovery of a fish making a sound, which has been labeled a "fast repetitive tick," or FRT, with it's anus. :0

****In Thailand, a Buddhist abbot reportedly cured a woman using a magic wooden penis. :sign:

****An American gun manufacturer developed a pistol that can shoot around corners. :lookup:

****The bomabadier beetle, which can fire liquid at its enemies from its rear end at up to 300 squirts per second, was being scrutinized in the hope of building better airplane engines. :D
(All of the above info was taken from "Findings" presented in the April 2004 edtion of Harpers.
 
Researchers from the university of Chicago reported not long ago that male guinea baboons fiddle with one another's gentials

I guess nothing says 'hello' like a handjob. :0
 
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