Paris Hilton is going to jail.

[AVB]

Maybe they can keep that skank for a few extra years. One less ho to suck up air needed for useful people.

The 26-year-old heiress was sentenced to a 45-day stint behind bars Friday for probation violations. She will begin serving the sentence on June 5.

 

[rbbrock]

Unfortunately, even in jail she's sucking up air that would be better served for other humans' use, or dogs', or hell, even opossums'! At least from the looks of things she's not getting the typical socialite sentence (rehab and/or fine instead of a turn in the county jail). On the other hand, this may be the beginning of a new reality show: Paris Hilton in "The Custodial Life"...

 

[billytpage]

Oh no!!! Now she might be someones b!tch :sign:

Billy

 

[Jeff1101]

She does make a good Video. :whistling:

 

[hoshnasi]

The way I see it she should have to front the bill for her time in prison since she is obviously good for it. Lets save our tax dollars for other uses.

 

[ThankYouForNotSmoking]

June 5 is my birthday.

Coincidence? I think not.

Can't wait for the in-jail sex tape!

 

[Gator]

i'd hit it

 

[JetDr]

I already hit it. A couple times sitting at my computer. She just doesn't know it. :sign: