Porn never hurts

Dear Mike,

You are a total Bastid. First of all I would like to say they are all fakes...I can just tell and I am really sorry to have to be the one to say that. So now you have been swindled and I think you deserve it. Pass those on to all the newbs who want to say they smoked a "real" ISOM. BTW, you are a dirty bastid. :laugh:

Enjoy brother, you deserve it very very much. (that is the pat I mean) :cool:
 
Anthem said:
First of all I would like to say they are all fakes...I can just tell and I am really sorry to have to be the one to say that. So now you have been swindled and I think you deserve it.
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I examined your pictures carefully. The situation is bad, and even worse than you can imagine.

The cigars are not just fakes, but they are ALL dangerously contaminated. They are saturated with extremely harmful chemicals. I mean REALLY bad, nasty, icky chemicals with names you couldn't even pronounce.

This may be hard to believe, but the bad news doesn't stop there. My analysis also shows that the cigars are highly radioactive and covered with Ebola virus.

Listen closely, even going NEAR the boxes would render you dizzy, infertile and probably IMPOTENT too. Do you see what I'm getting at? These are bad, bad, evil cigars. Dogsticks from hell.

There is only one safe solution.

The cigars must be removed from the boxed and placed into small airtight baggies. Then mailed to hapless newbies who are EXPENDABLE. I mean, who even cares if newbies are contaminated and impotent, right?
 
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