Retired Navy?

[JetDr]

If you retired from the Navy, you may be the recipient of a little something I picked up over the holidays.

Are you proud of the time you served? Tell me about it.

Tell me how many years you had in and what you did...

 

[Devil Doc]

Search is your friend.

Oh, I was a Pecker Checker. You really want the details?

Doc.

 

[JetDr]

So that's it? Doc is gonna tell me to go find out on my own and the rest of you are going to give up?

 

[AVB]

How about just tired of the Navy? All the Jarheads would qualify then

 

[Marine6186]

How about just tired of the Navy? All the Jarheads would qualify then

Yeah! I definitely had enough of them when I was stuck in the U.S.S. Kearsarge for 7 months!

 

[Devil Doc]

Folks, this is so typical of Jarheads. Piss and moan, piss and moan. And who do they piss and moan to? That's right...Doc. Doc, I got a blister. Doc, my finger hurts. Doc, my girlfriend shit canned me. Doc, my pecker drips. Doc, it hurts when I pee. Doc, I can't get Gunny's boot out of my ass. Jesus, Mary and Joseph! And you guys wonder why I got such a cheery disposition.

Doc.

 

[Marine6186]

Folks, this is so typical of Jarheads. Piss and moan, piss and moan. And who do they piss and moan to? That's right...Doc. Doc, I got a blister. Doc, my finger hurts. Doc, my girlfriend shit canned me. Doc, my pecker drips. Doc, it hurts when I pee. Doc, I can't get Gunny's boot out of my ass. Jesus, Mary and Joseph! And you guys wonder why I got such a cheery disposition.

Doc.

LMAO... I have honestly never met a corpsman I didn't like. They all have such personalities!

 

[JHolmes763]

If you retired from the Navy, you may be the recipient of a little something I picked up over the holidays.

You should use PMs when telling people they've been exposed to an STD.

 

[JetDr]

If you retired from the Navy, you may be the recipient of a little something I picked up over the holidays.

You should use PMs when telling people they've been exposed to an STD.

Very nice... I had to read that twice. Well done.