classyndry
on injured reserve
I went to a Washington Wizards game the other week with my Dad. On the way out we got some papa john's carryout gift certificates. I decided to use one today. When I went to pick up my pizza, a delivery guy backed out of his space and slammed into my rear bumper. Had I been in my company car that has company insurance, I would have shrugged it off, but I was in my 1996 M3 that I've had since high school. Unfortunately, my company car lease runs out on the 22nd, and I haven't had time to look for a replacement yet. Sad times.
But things could be worse. Moral of the story: Next time you want some pizza, open the freezer or call for delivery.