Sittin in thr herfo-lounger waitin for UPS

[Burnt Tongue]

Well, I'm sittin here reading the boards and looking out the window waiting for Ralphie Boy. He is the UPS driver who is brining me JR's weekly special of 40 DeGaulles and 8 torp sampler today. I know this cause I track these orders like they're shipping me boxes of gold.

Both of these cigars are already in the cooler mind you and here I sit like a kid at Christmas waiting for Santa. I wonder if this feeling is ever gonna go away?

Thank God my wife has no idea how much I spend on cigars or she would spend more time at the jewelry store getting even. She thinks all my stogies are a buck a piece. Is it wrong for me to lie to her?

Nahhhh.......

My wife and I raised 5 kids and got them all out of the house (Man, That is a great day - trust me ). I wonder when I'm gonna grow up. I still have'nt figured out what I want to do with my life.

I think maybe I need help.

Hi, my name is Paul, I'm a cigaraholic!

Hey where the hell is RALPHIE?

 

[The Black Cloud]

It's one of the great yin and yangs of life. It's always nice to have a package show up, however, it's also nice to go to the local B&M and peruse the humidor. Hope your stogies arrive presently!