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SamClemmons

eloquent absurdity
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You think that badge puts you above accepted social decorum? You think just because you've had all that practice, sneakin' around, lookin' in peoples windows, sortin' through they trash and askin' 'em personal questions you wouldn't answer yer ownself puts you above it all? You think your public service and self sacrifice gives you some kind of immunity from following the simple rules that we have here? You're kinda full of yourself ain't ya? Walkin' around here acting like everything is eveything when all the time you're diggin' through the personal information that the members here thought was safe from the likes of you. Skulking is what. A dirty little skulker and nothing more. I am outraged, nay, I am incensed. I have, in my life, met some of the lowest forms of humanity, hateful little grubbers, a dull and depressed section of the human element and have come to the conclusion, after long and careful consideration that you sir are

Not any of the things I just said.

Thanks for the generous package Floyd!
You are without a doubt, one of the good guys.


NA
 
LMAO :laugh:

Nice job Floyd! I'm glad someone sent Sammy something, maybe he'll stop whinin' now.......NOT!
 
First thought was Damn, what now. What wording Neal.

Definitely a way to get a thank you across. :laugh: :laugh:
 
LMAO!!! That was great Neal! I have to admit, you had me for a minute. :laugh:

Good show Floyd! :thumbs:
 
Thank goodness....

I am starting to go blind from all the reading here recently. Thought we had another show!!

Excellent work Floyd!
 
Another one of Neals posts:

LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!

:sign:
 
bfreebern said:
Another one of Neals posts:

LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!

:sign:
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Bite me freebert. There's a difference. People WANT to read my "Look at Me" posts.

NA
 
SamClemmons said:
bfreebern said:
Another one of Neals posts:

LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!

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Bite me freebert. There's a difference. People WANT to read my "Look at Me" posts.

NA
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Don't make me prank you.
 
SamClemmons said:
You think that badge puts you above accepted social decorum? You think just because you've had all that practice, sneakin' around, lookin' in peoples windows, sortin' through they trash and askin' 'em personal questions you wouldn't answer yer ownself puts you above it all? You think your public service and self sacrifice gives you some kind of immunity from following the simple rules that we have here? You're kinda full of yourself ain't ya? Walkin' around here acting like everything is eveything when all the time you're diggin' through the personal information that the members here thought was safe from the likes of you. Skulking is what. A dirty little skulker and nothing more. I am outraged, nay, I am incensed. I have, in my life, met some of the lowest forms of humanity, hateful little grubbers, a dull and depressed section of the human element and have come to the conclusion, after long and careful consideration that you sir are

Not any of the things I just said.

Thanks for the generous package Floyd!
You are without a doubt, one of the good guys.


NA
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lmao! good one! :p
 
Nathan Rahl said:
lol that was a good one. I thought this was going to be another thread full of flames. :D
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Two clues that told me right away it was no flame:

1. It was about Floyd

2. Neal keeps the flame posts very short, sweet and to the point.

;)

BTW, well played, Floyd! :thumbs:
 
LMAO!!

I knew right away what this was when I saw the title/author/subject of the thread since I'm the one who gave Neal's address to Floyd. :D

Now that I think about this Floyd, DID YA EVER THINK TO LOOK IN NEAL'S PROFILE FOR HIS ADDRESS?

Some detective you are :laugh:
 
Ccat.....Uh....maybe I looked in his profile over at CS, and it's not there! :thumbs: And BTW, he has it in the wrong slot in his profile. It should be in location....NOT in interests!!! :thumbs:

Actually, I just wanted you to confirm it for me!! :whistling:

Floyd T. :sign:
 
Leebo8-9-8 said:
I'm glad someone sent Sammy something, maybe he'll stop whinin' now.......NOT!
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That would be the first time Sammy would stop whining that's for sure. :whistling:

Good job Floyd! :thumbs:
 
HA! You all want to be me. You will never be me. The best you will ever do is live vicariously through me. I'll do what I can for you.

Everybody but Floyd is a hopeless head case and should be restrained.

NA
 
SamClemmons said:
HA! You all want to be me. You will never be me. The best you will ever do is live vicariously through me. I'll do what I can for you.

Everybody but Floyd is a hopeless head case and should be restrained.

NA
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That last post by NA seems like a mooch attempt in disguise. :sign: Must have liked those smokes Floyd sent.
 
Neal wasn't the only person that fuktard nailed today. I was going to write a long rant but saw Sammy had already said word for word what I was going to say...imagine that. ;) Over the top my friend. :thumbs:

Thank you Floyd, super nice addition to the package received today.
 
Reading comprehension not yer strong suit Sarge? Let's put this to bed now. I don't want or need anyone sending me cigars. I have plenty of cigars. If anyone sends me cigars I won't reciprocate under any circumstance nor will I acknowledge receipt... guaranteed. You think writing "thank you" notes like the one at the beginning of this thread is easy? I'd rather get stabbed in the neck.

And yes, Floyd sent an incredibly impressive and generous package and I liked it.

Now go away, I'm busy.

NA
 
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