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Some Xmas Humour

Roseysman

Still Me
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Nov 16, 2003
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A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it OK for us guys to notice all the
different kind of boobs?"


Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we
didn't. There are all kinds of breasts depending on a woman's age..
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a
bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions, Dad?"

"Yeah, you see them and they make you cry."

Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of
weenies are there?"


The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers,"Well, daughter, a man
goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's weenie is like an
oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."


"A Christmas tree?"


"Yep, dried up, and the balls are only there for decoration
 
What does an 80 year old have between her breasts that an 18 year old doesn't?


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her bush.
 
mental picture:

AGHHHH! GET IT OUT OUT MY BRAIN!!!!!
/me slams my head against the wall to remove the picture.


curse you :D
 
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