Tamales Anyone

[PuroBrat]

A Mexican cook killed his drinking buddy, cut up his body and boiled him in herbs, according to police who fear he may have been turning him into tamales. Prosecutors said they had arrested Carlos Machuca, a tamale-maker, at his home in the western city of Morelia, after receiving an anonymous phone tip.

Officers found a man’s mutilated corpse in the living room and body parts simmering in aluminium saucepans on the patio, state prosecutors told Reuters. “We saw the flesh and the tamales, and our first impression was that he was making tamales with the flesh of the deceased, although it has yet to be confirmed,” Lorena Cortes, a spokeswoman for Michoacan state prosecutors, said. —Reuters


¿usted tienen gusto de un poco de salsa o salsa de Chile con ese
señor?

 

[Beefcube]

yuck
give a whole new jeffrey dahmer look on things

 

[PuroBrat]

I think THIS SONG...

Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese
It ain’t pork or chicken but a fat siamese?
Yet the food tastes great, so you don’t complain.
But that’s not chicken in your chicken chow mein.
Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork
But Garfield’s on my fork.
He’s purrin’ here on my fork.

There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon.
They can feed you cat and you’ll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys:
They fry it real crisp in dough.

Chou Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialin’ up his buddy at the old pet store.
I said "Not today. I lost my appetite.
"There’s two cats in my belly and they want to fight."
I was suckin’ on a Rolaid and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew, boys:
And that is when I knew...

There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eatin’ there at noon.
They say that it’s beef or fish or pork
But it’s purrin’ there on my fork.
There’s a hair-ball on my fork.

suddenly is NOT so gross afterall :0

 

[gkpk]

I never liked tamales to begin with, but now i don't want to lay eyes on another.......ever!!! :0