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Tampa Trolleys Churchill

GrouchoM

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Manufacturer: J.C. Newman
MSRP: $2.49
Country: United States (Tampa)
Wrapper: American Grown broad-leaf Connecticut Maduro
Binder: Dominican
Filler: Dominican, Honduran and Nicaraguan
Size: 7.25 " x 52
Strength: Medium to Medium-Strong
Shape: Churchill

Prelight: The J.C. Newman Tampa Trolley Churchill is a cigar made on an old handmade cigar makers macine (machine made?) and utilizes a beautiful great cocoa colored hue American broad leaf Connecticut maduro wrapper. The wrapper is rustic with a many veins and folds in the tobacco which is paired with a Dominican binder, filled with a Dominican, Honduran, and Nicaraguan filler to complete the ensemble. The result is a mild-bodied sweet cocoa smoke. The smell is deeply strong with the flavors mentioned before which should make for an excellent flavor profile.

1/3: I've never been a saint, by any means. But, as I sit down to do this review the phone rings. It's Anthony and he makes it quick, “How's retirement Newb of the Dog Rockets?”. I don't speak. “Going to need you to pack your bags and visit a friend in Tampa.” I feel like someone just walked over my grave, as I exhale and say through clenched teeth, “Never good hearing from you, Anthony. Make this the last time!” The other end of the line goes dead with an ominous click.

2/3: At the Tampa Airport, I wait curbside for my ride. My buddy from the old crew Luca pulls up in a new black town car. Since, I had to be in this dump, might as well look up another old retiree. Luca and I grew up together, but upon leaving the old crew I don't speak to him much. We barrel down the highway and reminisce (out of all of the guys I'm closest with Luca being we grew up together in the old neighborhood). Luca demands I stay with him and I give in (never could say no to Luca). We have a great dinner and afterward I recommend he show me the sights of Tampa. “What sites? Unless, you like staring at the damn Gulf of Mexico?” I say great idea and we'll smoke a few cigars, down some nice hooch and make a night of it before my business meeting and departure tomorrow. After dinner, Luca drives to a nice dark stretch of beach with the moon hanging like a crescent in the sky. We talk and reminisce of the old days. He takes out a cigar called a Tampa Trolley and tells me he buys them because they make em in Tampa. Then he makes some crack that he should start calling himself the “Tampa Trolley”. I take it and proceed to smoke it with my childhood friend under the stars.

Upon inspection, its a rustic looking stick, a long Churchill (reminiscent of a twig you'd find on the leafy floor of the deep woods). I take out my cutter and try to cut the tip. It won't cut. I try with all of my might and nothing (a bad sign). I try both hands and the binder finally gives, Luca laughs at me. “You've always had bad luck Smitty, it follows you like a cloud”. I look at the binder and its like cheap cardboard (yeah, not a good sign). I forget to take a dry draw and try to lit this with a cheap torch Luca gives me, but the foot won't light or I don't see it catching a cherry; even though, I see pinpoints of embers and wisps of smoke in the pale moonlight. Hell, I didn't even smell the thing prelight-my mind is a million miles away from this place and this time. Luca's voice brings me back “The kid at the cigar shop said “they're a good smoke for the price, but if you don't like it, it so cheap you don't mind chunking it or finishing it. But, he also said you get a good one every now and then, more hit than miss I figured. You drew the short straw I guess”. He laughed “...the short straw”. I noticed the American grown broad leaf wrapper had come fully unbound at the tip. I lick the underneath of the wrapper and try and stick it back in place-I always finish a job. Its a mess. I can see the binder and there no smoke as I blow on the tip looking for growth of a non-existent cherry. I puff and puff and I look like a kid smoking a candy cigar. This is dog of a smoke. It's lit I figure, but I'm sucking more air through my lips as it clamps around the tip, than smoke. This is a dog with fleas I think. I taste some faint creaminess, a nutty flavor and what I think is mint. But, because I'm sucking in and blowing out wisps of smoke-I'm getting zero flavor. Luca is chugging like a old tugboat, as he leans his over-sized frame back onto the hood of the town car. “It's a dog rocket, Smitty. A mutt missile, but that what you love! I remember when the fellas started calling you 'Rockets”. I smiled as I stared out into the darkness of the Gulf waters. I was about an inch into this smoke and decided to give up. I may smoke dog rockets, and this was a champ, but I can't ever smoke a stick that fall apart due to shitty construction. I have smoked them all, but I got one rule, they have to hold together and this Tampa Trolley Churchill was a nightmare.

Luca finished his smoke and said something, which I almost missed because his voice was just above a whisper. “Sorry about the smoke...” and then I heard him clearer “guess life ain't fair...like I said you draw the short straw and welcome to Tampa and smoking Tampa Trolleys or not. Ha ha! I'm glad to see you, Rockets. I know you think I don't mean that, but I am. Do me a favor, skip taking the plane back and drive my car. It's a gift for the bad Tampa Trolley, I won't be needing it where I'm going, but at least my smoke was one of those good ones. I'm going to go take a leak.” The breeze off the water caused me to put my hands in my jacket and it brushes past the handle of the snub-nose .38 caliber there, as I watch my friend Luca disappear over the sand dunes.

The next morning, I turned onto the interstate and pointed the big beautiful black town car to civilization. I turn on the radio and Sinatra's “That's Life” comes on. I skip to “Summer Wind” because it was Luca's favorite. I reach in the glove compartment and find a bundle of Tampa Trolleys. I laugh as I pull over on a very tall bridge and drop them and the .38 into the Gulf. I get back in the town car and the engine purrs like a beast. “Goodbye, Tampa, Luca and especially to Tampa Trolleys (you dog of a smoke). You all sleep with the fishes now.”

Overall:
Overall, there was nothing redeeming about the Tampa Trolley Churchills. Again, this is why I don't do business with my former B&M with the crappy humidor, or the employees pushing junk. It was a dog with fleas that suffer from everything a bad cigar has cheap components, horrid assembly and poor construction and shitty storage. The reason I purchased it was a forum member PM'd me and asked for my dog rocket list. When I sent it, I added this cigar, but had actually never tried it (it was lumped on the bargain shelf with my other bad smokes). So, I decided to try it, since the stick I wanted to smoke wasn't in my car (cigar gremlins or just a dumb ass move of leaving it on the kitchen counter rushing out the door). So, since I was 3 blocks from my old B&M I thought I'd grab a quick stick. Well, I can now say it's officially a dog rocket with fleas that deserving of sleeping with the fishes as I threw it down and walked back to my old B&M to get a blue label Casa de Garcia Nica (great suggestion by another member). That walk of shame is like none other and all I could think was that damn Tampa Trolley reminds me of Luca Brasi and should be sleeping with the fishes. So, that became the set up for tonight's one act play review, dear reader. 20160312_130517.jpg 20160312_173423.jpg 20160312_173505.jpg 20160312_173648.jpg 20160312_174656.jpg 20160312_174809.jpg 20160312_174925.jpg 20160312_175055.jpg 20160312_175104.jpg 20160312_175526.jpg
 
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A decent time ago I shot my mouth off saying you could smoke a different cigar every day for ten years and never smoke the same cigar.

Perhaps I need to allow you more time to find a decent cigar.

Gonna have to go down to Salvation Army and see what or if some sticks they have cause so far you are becoming the thread leader of dog rockets. But I will add you take a good photo and write like Herman Melville.

My conscience is having a seizure with these B/s smokes, so I will respect the wishes of the ancient gods and find you something that us fellow BOTL's recognize.

I can hear St. Patrick screaming my the saints preserve us.

In the meantime, chew gum.
 
At which Specs are you shopping?

I've never bought anything but good sticks from them.

Spend a buck more and buy yourself an Oliva Serie G or two bucks more and get a Punch Rare Corojo.
 
At which Specs are you shopping?

I've never bought anything but good sticks from them.

Spend a buck more and buy yourself an Oliva Serie G or two bucks more and get a Punch Rare Corojo.


I was just going to ask lol, I saw the price tag and thought, "hey! I know that place" lol
 
I have to ask - are you going out of your way to smoke and review the nastiest tasting and roughest looking sticks you can possibly find?

And, in earnest......are you really Katman, flying with a new pseudonym..??
 
It's certainly double posted on other sites verbatim.

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=71259

http://forum.cigar.com/discussion/896074/tampa-trolleys-churchills-review

http://www.cigarbum.com/forum/non-habanos-reviews/tampa-trolleys-churchill-review-5975.html

http://www.puff.com/forums/vb/non-habanos-reviews/216969-tampa-trolleys-churchill-review.html

http://www.stogiechat.com/forum/thread-27472.html

I'm wondering what the heck his game is... seems just plain bizarre, and even stranger is how completely ineffective it seems to be as well.

Edited to add more sites.... I gave up after I found 5 identical reviews.
 
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This guy is an amateur compared to purobrat. not even in the same league.

Doc
 
Doc, I really think it's that joker Katman. Sure reads like some of his drivel. Recall he got run off some time ago....and whined about living in a basement or some nonsense like that.
 
What a waste of a golden opportunity to hang with this group and enjoy the fringes.
 
It's certainly double posted on other sites verbatim.

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=71259

http://forum.cigar.com/discussion/896074/tampa-trolleys-churchills-review

http://www.cigarbum.com/forum/non-habanos-reviews/tampa-trolleys-churchill-review-5975.html

http://www.puff.com/forums/vb/non-habanos-reviews/216969-tampa-trolleys-churchill-review.html

http://www.stogiechat.com/forum/thread-27472.html

I'm wondering what the heck his game is... seems just plain bizarre, and even stranger is how completely ineffective it seems to be as well.

Edited to add more sites.... I gave up after I found 5 identical reviews.

Good grief. He gets around.

A couple of the other forums have kicked him to the curb.
 
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