TexEagle, as if the year couldn’t get any worse, you got me for your Secret Santa…

[Secret Santa]

@TexEagle it’s been so long since you’ve been on the Nice list that I don’t remember much about you! I do recall that you like the Eagles, but I’m not going to punish you for having poor taste!

I need some ideas! Do you have a favorite cigar manufacturer? What are some of your favorite cigars? Do you have a favorite adult libation? How about your favorite snack? Do you have any little Eaglettes running around?

Help this fat bastard out, or I might just bring you coal again!