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Things you CAN say at Thanksgiving and get away with!
1: Talk about a huge breast!
2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3: It's Cool Whip time!
4: If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5: Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6: I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7: Are you ready for seconds yet?
8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10: Don't play with your meat.
11: Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13: I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14: You still have a little bit on your chin.
15: How long will it take after you stick it in?
16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18: That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19: How long do I beat it before it's ready?
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