This is classic....

[Infinity]

Got this in my email, I guess some of you may have already seen it ???

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. Of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips.

The radical Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?





Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

 

[lordlister]

:sign:

 

[junkman_56]

I like it :thumbs:

 

[high-n-tight]

Brings new meaning, when you get the safety brief before the plane takes off, and the airline attendant says..... "Just put it over your face and breathe normally."

:laugh: :laugh:

 

[AngryFishH]

Didn't Hooters airline already do this? Fly-Hooters.

Linkey

 

[Infinity]

Brings new meaning, when you get the safety brief before the plane takes off, and the airline attendant says..... "Just put it over your face and breathe normally."

:laugh: :laugh:

ROTFLMAO :laugh: In the event of an emergency, put your head between your legs.

Brian

 

[tsmckenney]

"Ah, exuse me miss, but there's a lack of vagina in row 36, seats D-F."

 

[bfreebern]

Let's hope they can hire more attractive strippers, as opposed to the attendants they are hiring now. SCARY.

 

[Niko]

Haha, very nice! :thumbs:

 

[ironpeddler]

Got this in my email, I guess some of you may have already seen it ???

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. Of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips.

The radical Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?





Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

#1....So where's the picture that went with that e-mail? :laugh:

When I got it, it had a photographic representation of just what this new kind of attendant might look like :0 :whistling:



PS....I couldn't find an emoticon sporting wood!

 

[Infinity]

Let's hope they can hire more attractive strippers, as opposed to the attendants they are hiring now. SCARY.

Amen to that brother.

Years ago you had to be pretty, at least 5'7" with a nice body. The irony is that the current attendants probably looked that way 30+ years ago, they just didn't leave when the looks did :laugh:

Brian