Train hits bus filled with catholic school girls

[davew0670]

and they all perish.
They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St Peter asks the 1st girl "tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"
She giggles and shyly replies " I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."
ST Peter says "ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and you may pass through the gates."
He then asks the next girl the same question. She says "I once fondled and stroked one".
ST Peter says "dip your whole hand and then you too may pass through the gates."

All of a sudden there is a comotion in the line of girls. One pushes her way to the front of the line. When she gets there, St Peter asks "Reva, what seems to be the rush?"
Reva replies "If I am going to have to gargle that holy water, I want to do it before Catherine sticks her ass in it".

 

[Yojimbo]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[Devil Doc]

You have any idea how old this joke is? I first heard it at St. Gabriel's grammar school in 1959. I still think it's funny, though.
Check out Joe's Garage: Part I Catholic Girls, by Frank Zappa
Doc.

 

[amateuraficionado]

ahhhhh.... the memories.

 

[MiamiCubano]

You have any idea how old this joke is? I first heard it at St. Gabriel's grammar school in 1959. I still think it's funny, though.
Check out Joe's Garage: Part I Catholic Girls, by Frank Zappa
Doc.

1959 - what were you there Doc - headmaster?

 

[davew0670]

You have any idea how old this joke is? I first heard it at St. Gabriel's grammar school in 1959. I still think it's funny, though.
Check out Joe's Garage: Part I Catholic Girls, by Frank Zappa
Doc.

yeah..I've been told quite few times since I emailed it. How did I miss this one?

 

[Devil Doc]

Link to Zappa's Catholic girls

Doc.

 

[thatsonofa]

:laugh:

 

[sinnyc]

You have any idea how old this joke is? I first heard it at St. Gabriel's grammar school in 1959. I still think it's funny, though.
Check out Joe's Garage: Part I Catholic Girls, by Frank Zappa
Doc.

1959 - what were you there Doc - headmaster?

:sign: :sign: :sign:

Now that's funny. Below the belt, maybe but funny just the same.

 

[Devil Doc]

You have any idea how old this joke is? I first heard it at St. Gabriel's grammar school in 1959. I still think it's funny, though.
Check out Joe's Garage: Part I Catholic Girls, by Frank Zappa
Doc.

1959 - what were you there Doc - headmaster?

No, I was a Master Bater.

Doc.

 

[Rebel Herfer]

I'm offended. I'm Catholic!









Had ya goin' didn't I?
edited to add: :sign:
j/k Where were those girls when I was going to school? :laugh: :whistling:

 

[MiamiCubano]

You have any idea how old this joke is? I first heard it at St. Gabriel's grammar school in 1959. I still think it's funny, though.
Check out Joe's Garage: Part I Catholic Girls, by Frank Zappa
Doc.

1959 - what were you there Doc - headmaster?

No, I was a Master Bater.

Doc.

Master Bates...Master Ulysses Simpson Bates:

 

[Brickhouse]

That's damned funny