Ultrasound Machine Ages Wine

[moki]

Think this would work on cigars?

Ultrasound Machine Ages Wine

Inventor Casey Jones says his creation uses ultrasound technology to recreate the effects of decades of aging by colliding alcohol molecules inside the bottle. Mr. Jones said, "This machine can take your run-of-the-mill £3.99 bottle of plonk and turn it into a finest bottle of vintage tasting like it costs hundreds. It works on any alcohol that tastes better aged, even a bottle of paintstripper whisky can taste like an 8-year-aged single malt."

 

[MoeCizlak]

"I have even tried it with orange juice after I saw a similar device being used in the US. It didn't just make the juice taste fresher, it made it look brighter too."

So with wine it can make it taste older and with orange juice it can make it taste younger. I am simply stunned. I don't know how fast my check can reach Mr. Jones but it can't get to him fast enough in my mind. This is going on my list of "How in the Hell Did This Get Invented" just under haggis. So as an extension of his logic, Brittney Spears' kids should've been born as 8 year olds after going through an ultrasound?

 

[Sweetrice80]

"I have even tried it with orange juice after I saw a similar device being used in the US. It didn't just make the juice taste fresher, it made it look brighter too."

So with wine it can make it taste older and with orange juice it can make it taste younger. I am simply stunned. I don't know how fast my check can reach Mr. Jones but it can't get to him fast enough in my mind. This is going on my list of "How in the Hell Did This Get Invented" just under haggis. So as an extension of his logic, Brittney Spears' kids should've been born as 8 year olds after going through an ultrasound?

awww man you ruined it for me, I was ready to buy one. :laugh:

 

[badhangover]

The difference between this and a microwave oven, other than the pricing? ???

I'll take two. 'Cause we all know microwave cooked food is far superior to slooooowwwww cooked edibles.

 

[ilcchef2]

I'm old school, I'll age my wine in the bottle, my whiskey in a barrel and my cigars in a humidor.

 

[Anthem]

I'm old school, I'll age my wine in the bottle, my whiskey in a barrel and my cigars in a humidor.

God Bless you, that is right fuggin on.