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Uses for Vodka

Beefcube

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Vodka Household Uses

DID YOU KNOW THIS ABOUT VODKA?

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.



8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the oil from your skin.

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

16. BUT NEVER DRINK THE STUFF - IT'LL KILL YOU!!
 
B3, you are being sacreligious. Vodka is the best. Way better than moonshine! :p

Which I tried shine for the first time the other day.
 
a few more reasons to keep a jug of *****y popov vodka around the house...kettle one is way to expensive to use for some of those.
 
We mix it with a little fabric softener...smells and works exactly like Fabreeze and gets rid of smoke odors like nobodies business! :whistling:
 
I saw this over on CW the day that my Aunt drank herself to death with 2 of the big bottles of Popov Vodka. It was kind of ironic. I knew it would happen to her one day or another. I quickly copied it and emailed it to the rest of my family. I am such a little ****! :0
 
Blasphemy! all of it! take the devine nectar of the gods and use it for mundane tasks!
Thou shall be punished!
 
"1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive. "

Hell drink a fifth and I bet you could get full body wax job using duct tape and it would be painless.....
 
16. BUT NEVER DRINK THE STUFF - IT'LL KILL YOU!!

Ain't that the truth. I know too many stories, including myself, that i simply don't drink at all anymore. In a few months i'll be 40 yrs old, and lighting up a nice fat Cohiba! :thumbs:
 
Beefcube said:
Vodka Household Uses


2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.


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I can see it now; me passed out in an empty tub with an empty spray bottle in one hand and a brillo pad in the other...


BGarv3 said:
"1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive. "

Hell drink a fifth and I bet you could get full body wax job using duct tape and it would be painless.....
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This guys a pro...
 
thats just a couple more reasons why the rest of us should drink more so fools like that dont get any of it! lol, but damn, I vodka's so good! Vodka, Gatorade, gives you one hell of a drink! we deem it Vatorade!

K&P
 
KayakinBoy said:
B3, you are being sacreligious. Vodka is the best. Way better than moonshine! :p

Which I tried shine for the first time the other day.
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I used to get moonshine from a farmer. He'd make moonshine out of the fruit harvested that season. Of all the samples, corn was pretty damn good.
 
House hold use-
As I tell my guy have another- it'll just make me better looking!
 
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