Lumberg
Opus Lover
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- Oct 25, 2003
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I trudged home tonight through the sleet, slush, and blowing snow to arrive to a doorstep with a couple packages on it. I figured one was either My SS or a bomb I had been expecting and the other was for my roommate (he gets lots of packages).
I put down my stuff and go back out and grab them. They're both addresssed to me! One is a PM VHS box and the other is about three times the size. I open the bigger one first (of course) and there are OVER 20 cigars in there! I mean I kept digging through the popcorn and finding another ziplok full of sticks! I'm like DAMN my Secret Santa went all out! I hit the jackpot!
(BTW I hope this doesn't violate etiquette, I felt putting a number in there is essential to the story)
As I'm gloating over my good luck I rip open the PM box. The first thing I see is a gold jewelry box....uh oh...could it be?
The note confirmed my suspicions. THIS was my secret santa box! The golden coffin contained a very fine cigar and the rest of the box contained the EXACT items I had talked about in my previous posts. The cigar itself was also a cigar I had mentioned not having tried yet. I mean this guy did his homework, what a terrific secret santa.
So now the question remains, who is this complete lunatic bomber? And, more importantly,
What the FV(K am I going to do with all these cigars!?!?!?!?!
I put down my stuff and go back out and grab them. They're both addresssed to me! One is a PM VHS box and the other is about three times the size. I open the bigger one first (of course) and there are OVER 20 cigars in there! I mean I kept digging through the popcorn and finding another ziplok full of sticks! I'm like DAMN my Secret Santa went all out! I hit the jackpot!
(BTW I hope this doesn't violate etiquette, I felt putting a number in there is essential to the story)
As I'm gloating over my good luck I rip open the PM box. The first thing I see is a gold jewelry box....uh oh...could it be?
The note confirmed my suspicions. THIS was my secret santa box! The golden coffin contained a very fine cigar and the rest of the box contained the EXACT items I had talked about in my previous posts. The cigar itself was also a cigar I had mentioned not having tried yet. I mean this guy did his homework, what a terrific secret santa.
So now the question remains, who is this complete lunatic bomber? And, more importantly,
What the FV(K am I going to do with all these cigars!?!?!?!?!