Welfare

[jolawson]

Welfare


A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the

counter and says, "Hi... you know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd

really rather have a job."


The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.


We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a

chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.


You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of

your clothes.


Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected

to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.


You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.


You! 'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.


The starting salary is $200,000 a year".


The guy says, "You're bull*****in' me!"


The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

 

[lucasbuck]

Good one

 

[Gonz]

For a second there I thought I was about to be fired, and they were already looking for a replacement!

 

[Peekay]

hey i thought we weren't supposed to talk about political stuff

 

[CoventryCat86]

hey i thought we weren't supposed to talk about political stuff

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How is this "political" ???

Also since it's a JOKE, even political jokes are "okay" here.

 

[KayakinBoy]

What the hell does "all your base belongs to us" mean?

 

[Peekay]

hey i thought we weren't supposed to talk about political stuff

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How is this "political" ???

Also since it's a JOKE, even political jokes are "okay" here.

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It was my failed attempt at sarcasm, my apologies cc. :blush:

 

[Peekay]

What the hell does "all your base belongs to us" mean?

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[CoventryCat86]

hey i thought we weren't supposed to talk about political stuff

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How is this "political" ???

Also since it's a JOKE, even political jokes are "okay" here.

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It was my failed attempt at sarcism, my apologies cc. :blush:

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One of thes or these :laugh: woulda had me on the right track

And keeping in the tradition it's

Sarcasm not sarcism :sign:

 

[AVB]

I don't agree, I don't want George posting here. ??? :whistling:

Also since it's a JOKE, even political jokes are "okay" here.

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[CoventryCat86]

I don't agree, I don't want George posting here. ??? :whistling:

Also since it's a JOKE, even political jokes are "okay" here.

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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[jolawson]

Since I work in Healthcare I get lots of jokes related to that field. I also get some pretty amazing pictures. I recieved one this morning of a man that was bitten by a Brown Recluse spider and left it untreated for 9 days and went to the hospital after his flesh had started rotting off the top of his thumb.

 

[AVB]

Like this?

 

[jolawson]

Much much worse. I'll post the pictures if you want but you can see his bone and everything. It's about six of seven pictures prgressing through the days and documenting it getting worse.

 

[AVB]

Might want to hold off posting that on the board. Email ppl if they are interested.

 

[jolawson]

Yes, I agree. It's not something everyone wants to see...

 

[Cheeze]

Josh just sent me the pictures.
I'm going to kill every spider I see from now on!!!
J/K

But man that's just not right!!!

 

[jolawson]

I was eating some chicken strips when I read it. It didn't seem to bother me too much. It looks like that poor bastard waited 9 days before he got medical help...