What's your daddy do?
>
>Little David was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children
>what their fathers did for a living.
>
>All the typical answers came up-fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor,
>lawyer, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher
>asked him about his father.
>
>"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
>clothes
>in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if
>the
>offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and make love with him
>for money. "
>
>The teacher, obviously shaken by his statement, hurriedly set the other
>children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him,
>"Is that really true about your father?"
>
>"No," said David, "He works for the Democratic National Committee to elect
>John Kerry, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other
>kids".
>
>Little David was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children
>what their fathers did for a living.
>
>All the typical answers came up-fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor,
>lawyer, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher
>asked him about his father.
>
>"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
>clothes
>in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if
>the
>offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and make love with him
>for money. "
>
>The teacher, obviously shaken by his statement, hurriedly set the other
>children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him,
>"Is that really true about your father?"
>
>"No," said David, "He works for the Democratic National Committee to elect
>John Kerry, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other
>kids".
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