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Who rolls JR Ultimates?

Ultimates huh? These are rolled on the sagging, wrinkled, stretch marked thighs of 65 year old "working women", as apposed to fine Cuban Cigars which are rolled on the creamy tanned thighs of 16 year old virgins.

Hope this helps.

NA ;)
 
Can I guess JR? Do I win?
 
SamClemmons said:
Ultimates huh? These are rolled on the sagging, wrinkled, stretch marked thighs of 65 year old "working women", as apposed to fine Cuban Cigars which are rolled on the creamy tanned thighs of 16 year old virgins.
To funny Sam....ROFL

where have you been, don't you return phone calls????

Or do you have the "ball & chain" on so tight you can't come out with the boys anymore. :D that's ok, we smoke one in your honor anyway. :thumbs: :thumbs:
 
SamClemmons said:
Ultimates huh? These are rolled on the sagging, wrinkled, stretch marked thighs of 65 year old "working women", as apposed to fine Cuban Cigars which are rolled on the creamy tanned thighs of 16 year old virgins.

Hope this helps.

NA ;)
Wow they still have virgins at 16 in Cuba?
 
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