Wingman1974 What do it be?

[Secret Santa]

It seems Santa is coming to Texas but not for you to see
Fauci says I'm Covid immune but this cannot be

So I will send presents for under your tree
At stay at the North Pole so more ho's and blow for me.

What sticks do you smoke, what do you like to from the seed?
Is there a cigar you are missing, or three you most need?

Help Santa out, do not be shy,
For without some help, those grape white owls will make you cry.

Post with great haste, cause current shipping time is near
Santa hopes to surprise you and bring you some good cheer!!

 

[CigSid]

Nice poetry Santa, treat the kid right, he’s new, but he is a good brother...

 

[wingman1974]

So Ok Santa, I can see how this will be.
A play on words it is to share some glee.
I understand you staying safe above the Arctic Circle,
spreading joy of the season like that crazy Steve Urkel.
Presents, you say? Maybe something to smoke?
Im easy to please; no need to go broke.
My pairings include coffee, whiskey or
even scotch?
Anything tasty would really be topnotch.
I dig full flavor and a nicotine kick.
I have enjoyed so many that havedone always done the trick!
Bellas Artes in the morning or VSG with some joe?
Or at night something spicy like Flatheads made by CAO?
I oogle CP pictures of some of thier collection,
eagerly hunting the smoke of perfection.
Im blown away with what CP members smoke and shared by so many.
Im balancing funds on the dime while trying to stack up my humi.
In the end though, Santa, I truly will appreciate
Anything that my pallette can pick out: differentiate.
Please stay safe and thanks Santa, great cigar chief
from Wingman1974, a fellow Brother Of The Leaf.

 

[Secret Santa]

So who would know amidst all this snow
That Rudolf is a union leader

He's cornered Comet, Dasher, Donner and Blitzen
And this union crap has my sleigh in the shitzen

Santa can't fly, Covid immune or not
This reindeer union has Santa's sleigh in a knot

So its off I go to the postal depot
With this number I do show : 9405 8036 9930 0784 5378 91

So Santa had fun and hope Wingman does too
Don't worry if the box smells like a zoo

As it turn out and to Santa's surprise
White owls don't fly and Ghurkas are no prize.

 

[wingman1974]

I am so humbled by what you sent my way. Each AND EVERYTHING had its purpose. Im just enamored at what I was gifted. I really enjoyed the letter. It all made sense as to why you chose each (mother effing BOMB!)
Thank you Santa.

 

[Secret Santa]

Santa outsourced the delivery, that this is true
But he is happy to see the package made it to you

Enjoy in good health and with holiday cheer
Maybe a decent smoke to start the new year

When its all over and Secret Santa has run
Santa really hopes that all and you had fun

This Santa hopes health and wealth for all through the year
Santa having outsourced is propping his feet up and having a beer