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Dec 14, 2004
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PRISON vs. at WORK



Prison: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

Work: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle



Prison: You get three meals a day fully paid for

Work: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it



Prison: You get time off for good behavior

Work: You get more work for good behavior



Prison: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

Work: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself



Prison: You can watch TV and play games

Work: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games



Prison: You get your own toilet

Work: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat



Prison: They allow your family and friends to visit

Work: You aren't even supposed to speak to your family



Prison: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

Work: Work: You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners, and welfare



Prison: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

Work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars



Prison: You must deal with sadistic wardens

Work: They are called managers



THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!



Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to read cigar bulletin boards.. :laugh:
 
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