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Worm Meat

How right you are, my brother! :cool:

BTW, a very deadly missile has been launched today................LMAO

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Matt, it is not to late......... :thumbs:
 
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ROTFLMFAO @ you two.....I haven't heard a peep from Vern...wonder if he's been incapacitated from an explosion???? Hmmmmmm. :lookup: :thumbs:
 
The first launch was sighted over Somerset at 8:36, this morning.......... :0  :0  :0

Better take cover.... :cool:
 
ALERT!!! ALERT!!!!  Citizens of Somerset are scrambling this afternoon for any basement or culvert they can find.  Why?  INside information from a suspicious Postal Worker says an unmarked Priority Mail package is docked at the Somerset PO avaiting pick up from one Ryan Powers A.K.A. "Big Worm".  Afraid to transport the package by rural carrier to the "victim's" residence a pink slip was left in BW's mailbox to notify him of the so-called "package".  It is being rumored that the Worm is preparing for his trip to the PO by welding plates of armor to the F350 and strapping his body armor on in multiple layers! :0  :0   27 NewsFirst is on the way to the scene at this moment to cover the details of the pick up...this could be an EXTREMELY DANGEROUS situation folks...this "parcel" may be wired for movement triggered to go off when it senses the exact body weight of Big Worm within 5 feet of the package or it may contain a trip that detonates the bomb when it is pierced with a knife for inspection of the contents....Stay tuned for (almost) live details of the "Assault on Somerset" as we receive them...... :)  :)  :p    :sign:  :cool:

BWWAAAHHHAAAHAAA...Who me? Nervous??? NAh.... :lookup:  ;)
 
Nothing has shown as yet today on my radar BW unless you have some sort of Stealth delivery system. of course we do have ways of dealing with that eventuality.
It might be time for you to dust off that white flag. :cool:
 
.....I haven't heard a peep from Ryan...wonder if he's been incapacitated from an explosion? Hmmmmmm.

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*PEEP* :cool: No package today....I'll pick it up in the morning. Apparently the Bomb Squad couldn't make it until then and they wanted to be there to escort the package!!! :p :0 :sign:
 
Trust me Worm , you can open it , it won't hurt you (except maybe, your pride)
And you may as well open it as there are plenty more on the way. :cool:
 
ALERT!!! Packages in possesion...will post more on the "gory details" later if I'm able...... ;) :p
 
The Alliance spy satellite made a pass over Somerset this afternoon, but was unable to capture a viewable image of any damage due to heavy clouds of smoke covering the whole area. :cool:
 
Does not look like the Worm is "able" today.............LMAO

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If Devin had anything to do with this raid, Ryan hasn't woken up from the impact yet! Watch out bro, your heads gonna be hurting for a while. :)
 
Reporting live from the residence of the (almost) late Big Worm we have details of the recent "tragedy that struck Somerset, a normal town before Thursday!!!   Sources report that upon arrival at the local Post Office BW was confronted with not one, but TWO large boxes from despicable terrorists.  "He had no choice" The Post MAster said "We wanted them as far away from our facility as possible!"  Escorted by the entire KY Bomb Squad  BW slowly manuevered the pallet of boxes into the back of the truck.  As our cameras followed (about 1/4 mile behind) we watched BW make the 5 mile trip to his residence, appx. 5 hours later he pulled into the drive and went inside to change his clothes. Apparently, he was sweating so bad his pants wer wet, or was that sweat??? :lookup:  lmao  BW came back out of the house and gingerly sat the boxes inside of a large steel reinforced concrete bunker in the back 40 of his property.  He "gingerly" took his knife and pierced the first box, from an organization called "C.O.L.E.", we have no idea what this translates into but we're working on it! ;)   Whew, no detonation yet.  BW decides to open the larger box fromanother unknown group, simply called, V.E.R.N.  we do have information on this individual but are not at liberty to divulge it at this time - Stay Tuned! Again, piercing the box with his knife the box DOES NOT blow.  WOW ,the whole crowd and town are releived, not as much as BW though...what a sigh of releif from him.  BW opens both the boxes and removes all of the contents using his Kubota front end loader.  Folks we're amazed at the MASS QUANTITY of FINE AND EXCELLENT CIGARS in these packages...you would not beleive the assortment: FINE HABANOS, FUENTE, PAM/PAN, OPUS X, COHIBA, UPPMAN, QUAI D'ORSAY and the list goes on and on and on.  ALso included in the packages was a bottle of "fire starter" or "fire extinguisher" depending on how you consume it and a commemorative plaque forever etching this "war" in history.  We are amazed at the generosity of these organizations responsible for these packages and can't seem to see what all the fuss is about?!?!?!
BW, satisfied with the "booty" decides to clean up the mess and head back in to lead his "normal" life,  He picks up the smaller box and places it inside the larger one and starts to put them in the trashcan when he hears a soft hissing sound.  He looks everywhere and finally notices a small stream of steam or smoke coming from the larger box!!!! :0  :0   Suddenly, he realizes that the two boxes were made from different compounds that when placed in contact with each other create the LARGEST EXPLOSIVE possible to mankind!!!! :sign: As everyone starts to scatter, BW throws down the boxes and starts to run away...the last thing we remember before liftin off in the helicopter was a loud booming voice counting "6,5,4,3,2,1.......SURRENDER EASTERN STRIKE FORCE!!!!!"  
KKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, a few days later, BW has recovered from his coma and is (partially) out of shock and is prepared to make a small statement:

"WE HAVE NOT YET EVEN BEGUN TO FIGHT!!!!  I'LL GET YOU......." and then he slipped back into a delusional state. :(

Stay tuned for more reports on the battle as we receive them....


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WOW...what a couple of bombs!!

Thanks guys...but now it's really "on"!!!

BW/Ryan ;)
 
The Worm is a cockey little SOB...Ain't he?
No matter these were just the tinderizer, We will see if he is still as cockey when we are done. :cool:
 
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