YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN FLORIDA WHEN............................
1.You have FEMA"S number on your speed dialer.
2.You have more than 300 "C" and "D" batteries in your kitchen
drawer.
3.Your pantry contains more than 20 cans of Spaghetti O's.
4.You are thinking of repainting your house to match the plywood
covering your windows.
5.When describing your house to a prospective buyer, you say it
has three bedrooms, two baths and one safe-room.
6.You are on a first-name basis with the cashier at Home Depot.
7.You are delighted that your patio furniture looks better on the
bottom of the pool.
8.You own more than three large coolers.
9.You can wish that other people get hit by a hurricane and not
feel the least bit guilty about it.
10.You have 2-liter coke bottles and milk jugs filled with water
in your freezer.
11.Two years ago you couldn't hang a shower curtain but, today you
can assemble a portable generator by candlelight.
12.You can recite from memory whole portions of your homeowner's
insurance policy.
13.You have had tuna fish more than 5 days in a row.
14.There is a roll of tar paper in your garage.
15.You can rattle off the names of three or more meteorologists
who work at the Weather Channel.
16.A battery powered TV is considered a home entertainment center.
17.You don't worry about relatives wanting to visit during the
summer.
18.Having a tree in your living room does not necessarily mean
it's Christmas.
19.You know the difference between the "good side" of a storm and
the "bad side".
20.You go to work early and stay late just to enjoy the air
conditioning.
21.Your bathtubs are always filled with water.
22.You only drink boiled water.
23.Your mailbox spends more time in your garage than on it’s post.
1.You have FEMA"S number on your speed dialer.
2.You have more than 300 "C" and "D" batteries in your kitchen
drawer.
3.Your pantry contains more than 20 cans of Spaghetti O's.
4.You are thinking of repainting your house to match the plywood
covering your windows.
5.When describing your house to a prospective buyer, you say it
has three bedrooms, two baths and one safe-room.
6.You are on a first-name basis with the cashier at Home Depot.
7.You are delighted that your patio furniture looks better on the
bottom of the pool.
8.You own more than three large coolers.
9.You can wish that other people get hit by a hurricane and not
feel the least bit guilty about it.
10.You have 2-liter coke bottles and milk jugs filled with water
in your freezer.
11.Two years ago you couldn't hang a shower curtain but, today you
can assemble a portable generator by candlelight.
12.You can recite from memory whole portions of your homeowner's
insurance policy.
13.You have had tuna fish more than 5 days in a row.
14.There is a roll of tar paper in your garage.
15.You can rattle off the names of three or more meteorologists
who work at the Weather Channel.
16.A battery powered TV is considered a home entertainment center.
17.You don't worry about relatives wanting to visit during the
summer.
18.Having a tree in your living room does not necessarily mean
it's Christmas.
19.You know the difference between the "good side" of a storm and
the "bad side".
20.You go to work early and stay late just to enjoy the air
conditioning.
21.Your bathtubs are always filled with water.
22.You only drink boiled water.
23.Your mailbox spends more time in your garage than on it’s post.
