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Your Punishment in Hell

Devil Doc

Devil Doc

When Death smiles, Corpsmen smile back
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Your Punishment in Hell
by Gary Leising

Someone will douse a cobra in gasoline,
light the sucker, and shove it headfirst
down your throat. It'll speed straight
through your esophagus, unfurl
its hood to fill your stomach
then begin to strike and strike and strike
and strike and strike: fangs pierce
your stomach, venom pours in,
the little burn of incipient ulcers
grows quick, paralysis sets in.
Your lungs stop before your brain,
before your hand, which lifts
to your mouth the plastic-lidded
paper cup holding the caramel
macchiato cappuccino with a double
shot of espresso and frothed soy milk
topped with two shakes of cinnamon
and no, NO (yes, you said no twice)
sugar that was made for you
slowly, while I, already running late,
waited behind you for a simple,
already-made black coffee.
You will lose all motion before
that drink reaches your mouth,
but you recover and the drink,
strangely, has vanished, and barrista
and cobra-douser-slash-lighter do it all again
and again. I know this because,
for my angry impatience,
I am behind you in line in hell
forever, the pot of black coffee
behind the counter steaming,
turning, I know, bitter.
 
When I just want a cup of plain coffee, I avoid Starbucks and other cafes...its just not worth the hassle. A street vendor or deli is so much easier.
 
My kinda vengeance is brewing.
 
Wow. Hahaha, quite a bit of venom for waiting at Starbucks. Man, some people get really riled up out there
 
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You've made a LOT of posts that had me scratching my head and asking myself "WTF is he on?". Think before you post, would you please? How in the Hell do you think that DOESN'T violate the No Politics rule?? I come here to leave that daily grind shit behind me, it's not enough we're less than a week away from an election and I gotte hear and watch nothing but bullshit political adds 24/7 and I come here and get it too? :angry:
 
MoeCizlak said:
You've made a LOT of posts that had me scratching my head and asking myself "WTF is he on?". Think before you post, would you please? How in the Hell do you think that DOESN'T violate the No Politics rule?? I come here to leave that daily grind shit behind me, it's not enough we're less than a week away from an election and I gotte hear and watch nothing but bullshit political adds 24/7 and I come here and get it too? :angry:
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Doesn't surprise me... :rolleyes:
 
I think Patience should be striken as a virtue.

Patience is for the dull and lazy!

Carry on, as you were!
 
Somebody needs anger management or a Hug ;) :cool:
 
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