Smokyballs
The nap master
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- Sep 29, 2005
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Well, the Litto Party at the Outlaw was in full swing on Saturday when the Mail Lady came in with a pretty foul look on her face. She said "is this what I'm supposed to call you now, Smokyballs!?!" The box she was toting was pretty big. I just didn't have time to open it right then but I looked at the the label on the box and the first words out of my mouth were"oh Shit!!!, Ray and Doc!". Now I had to stare at this box for the better part of 4 hours because we were so busy(Thanks to all you guys that made it out!!!). When I finally got to open it I was blown away. The note inside is the almost the best part of the package....
Out of old Smoky
The bombs they did fly
He put the beat down
On all of the guys
For bombings a pleasure
but sending is grief
And the UPS store
Is worse than a Thief
A thief will just rob you
and take what you have
but the UPS store
will crush what you gave
In honor of Smoky
and the bombs he did send
we thought retailiation
would be a good friend
But what can we get
A cigar smoking man
who can access everything
Across this fair land?
The answer it came
From so far away
a wee bit of Scotch
Will make his day
Devil Doc and Post Whore
their evil plans were rife
'bout how to juice Old Smoky
With the water of life
We'll teach him today
they both did speak
that our bombs are good
but in a different way
Now Ol' Smoky's gone
he's been floated away
with a shit eatin' grin
all over his face
For leaves they will wither
the roots they will die
our revenge is a bitch
best served over ice
YOU GUY ROCK!!! You made my month! Humbled by the best that CP has to offer. I bow to you gentlemen, raise my glass and toast great friends! THANK YOU AGAIN!!!
Out of old Smoky
The bombs they did fly
He put the beat down
On all of the guys
For bombings a pleasure
but sending is grief
And the UPS store
Is worse than a Thief
A thief will just rob you
and take what you have
but the UPS store
will crush what you gave
In honor of Smoky
and the bombs he did send
we thought retailiation
would be a good friend
But what can we get
A cigar smoking man
who can access everything
Across this fair land?
The answer it came
From so far away
a wee bit of Scotch
Will make his day
Devil Doc and Post Whore
their evil plans were rife
'bout how to juice Old Smoky
With the water of life
We'll teach him today
they both did speak
that our bombs are good
but in a different way
Now Ol' Smoky's gone
he's been floated away
with a shit eatin' grin
all over his face
For leaves they will wither
the roots they will die
our revenge is a bitch
best served over ice
YOU GUY ROCK!!! You made my month! Humbled by the best that CP has to offer. I bow to you gentlemen, raise my glass and toast great friends! THANK YOU AGAIN!!!
