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  1. StogieFarts

    It's too dark!

    I just bought some new light bulbs for my house. I followed the directions perfectly but it's been a week now and the lights don't seem to come on. How can I turn these lights on? The directions say to put the bulbs into the light socket and not to mess with them any further. By the way...
  2. StogieFarts

    New Cigar Box Purchases

    I am receiving my first cigar box purchase on Tuesday. By that time, it will have been in transit for at least 5 days. I'm just curious what the best way is to properly store them. For example, do you guys just throw the box into your coolidor with the lid closed? Or do you leave it open to...
  3. StogieFarts

    How To Home Brew - Tutorial w/ Pics

    Hey guys.....I did this many, many years ago for another website but finally tracked down the pictures to post here! Ok, for all my beer brewing buddies, I apologize for explaining each picture in detail, like what everything is, as if you didn't know your ass from some other dark, stinky...
  4. StogieFarts

    Bought My First Box!

    Just thought I would share in my happiness. I have finally purchased my first box of cigars this afternoon. Still a newbie, I didn't want to spend too much on something I wouldn't enjoy, nor did I want to start forking over an arm and a leg for a box of premiums with still so many to try out...
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    Perfect Rope Swing

    I don't know what's funnier: the dismount, or the expression-less guy who doesn't even flinch or feign a moment of concern! Perfect Rope Swing - WMV File
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    Landscaping Question

    Ok, so I am thinking of landscaping my front yard, but I really need to know: What style of rocks are these in this picture: Rock Background > Edit to fix link <
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    Cigar Bombing Etiquette

    Here are some questions that I have been pondering, but haven't seen asked before. I have a few BOTL's in my scopes.....they are severely overdue for a little ass-kicking. My only problem is that my cigar collection is not that vast, both in quantity as well as diversity. When bombing...
  8. StogieFarts

    I finally did it!

    I finally did it. I accomplished one of those milestones in a man's life that he will never forget. The first was when I lost my virginity. The second was when I bought my house. Now, at the dawning of a new age, I am proud to say that I accomplished another milestone. Oh yes, that's right...
  9. StogieFarts

    Hit and Run

    So I'm driving home from the office this evening, and as usual, traffic is about as backed up as a peanut butter turd. We're talking stop and go for miles. So at one particular sudden stop, I look in my rear view mirror to make sure the lady behind me stops, which she does. However, I see her...
  10. StogieFarts

    Leaving CigarPass

    ....at least until science finds a way to regenerate limbs. I get home from a long day of work to see a package on my doorstep. Knowing that I was going to get hurt, I was compelled to open it anyway. You guessed it. Carnage. To the ninth degree! Thanks Shane, you little scoundrel. I had...
  11. StogieFarts

    On Your Mark...Get Set....

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    A Happy Daddy

    So yesterday (7/7/07), my wife and I had a 3D ultrasound for our second child, Katelyn. If you parent's ever have the opportunity to do it, I highly recommend it. It's truly an amazing experience to peer inside the womb and SEE your child before they come out. We did it with our first...
  13. StogieFarts

    In Case You Didn't Know.....

    Burning your finger with a torch lighter really, really hurts. I just wanted to make that known, in case any of you thought that it might tickle, or perhaps feel like a nice, cool sensation on your skin. It doesn't. It sort of feels like a cross between a venomous cobra bite, and finger...
  14. StogieFarts

    JGohlke + Bomb = Fecal Discharge

    This was actually sent to me many weeks ago, but I wanted to get pics of the object before posting it. So I come home from work one day and my heart starts racing. You know what I mean, guys.....that same feeling when you're about to get a good blowjob, or when you see a really hot female...
  15. StogieFarts

    Refilling Torch Lighter

    So I have a new torch lighter that already needs refilling after a few smokes. I THINK I refilled it correctly but haven't tried it yet (since I left the house after refilling it and haven't been back). Basically, it told me to bleed all the remaining gas from the lighter before refilling...
  16. StogieFarts

    Heartfelt Humidity Beads

    I've been meaning to post this for a few days. I just wanted to give a big THANK YOU to David (aka Viper139) for hooking me up with these beads. I have been using the standard black circular humidifier in my desktop humidor for a month now, and the humidity was always hovering between 53-55%...
  17. StogieFarts

    What Does Cigar Smoking MEAN to You?

    Probably a simple question on the face of it, but one that means something different to different people: "What does cigar smoking mean to you?" For example, for me, smoking a cigar means enjoying the finer things in life and being thankful. Since these things take anywhere from 30 minutes to...
  18. StogieFarts

    Nicotine Sickness

    So yesterday around 6:00pm, I am sitting out on my porch enjoying a Pepin 601 Black Label for the very first time. A very nice cigar, I might add. I'll try to do a review on it as soon as I can find the cord to download the pics from my camera. But I digress...... So I am outside, smoking...
  19. StogieFarts

    Injured....but I'm Pulling Through

    So yesterday, I'm minding my own business. I had just opened my mailbox expecting to see the usual junk mail in there, when suddenly...BAM! I was knocked back on my ass.....shrapnel wounds to the upper body, and a very strong concussion was doing its best to slip me into the dark clutches of...
  20. StogieFarts

    Silly Noob Questions

    Hey guys....I've actually got two questions. 1) Thanks to the extreme generosity of many members on this forum, I have been bombed with a ton of new cigars! I only have a small 50 count desktop humidor which is pretty maxed out right now. It closes alright, but I probably couldn't fit...
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