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The FATBOY is disarmed!

souldog

OG Post-Whorer since 2008 bitches...
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Newbies, FOGs, and Fellow Onlookers:
I come to you this evening with great pleasure to announce that the Fatboy has been disarmed! :thumbs:
Here is the letter of intent I received from AVB:

You had been warned:

“And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is AVB when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”

My terms are simple: Lay down your arms and be welcomed back in to the brotherhood that is CigarPass or keep your arms and die.


I have provided the ultimate cigar protection device. You have 72 hours from the time of delivery to extract the glass tube and cigar without any damage. If you can’t, you must cease fire and surrender all noob forces. If you can, I will surrender and pay appropriate homage and tithing. If you feel you are not qualified and refuse, it will be considered by all an act of surrender. This is just the first of many that will rain down upon the noob forces if you continue. Your prize or continued destruction will follow upon the successful accomplishment or refusal.
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The fate of nations awaits your answer.

Pictures must be taken for proof of success or failure.




Leaders lead by example. Do it.


AVB…STILL…RULES!!!

The nigh impossible was the Newb Forces’ undertaking, and your Commander has shown himself able. With a small squad of BOTLs, and copious amounts of muriatic acid and White Owls, the White Owl Herf Crew began the quest to dismantle and demand the surrender of AVB. In slightly over 24 hours, AVB’s “Ultimate Cigar Protection Device” was laid waste before our onslaught of Newbie Fervor. To my fellow Newbs I say, “Huzzah!” and to the naysayers who predicted our demise, I offer you this documentation of the most inexplicable of events:

DAY ONE: 04/22/08 @ 1910 hours.

The Fatboy Landed, and the White Owl Herf Crew was called upon to answer it:
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Jesus Matt arrives on scene:
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Elsinore Matt expresses his sentiment:
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Souldog brings on the White Owls for nourishment:
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Start time:
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Tool of Destruction: Muriatic Acid
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White Owls to be smoked:laugh: :
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Elsinore Matt lights up:
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The White Owl Herf Crew:
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The Nubmaster nubs EVERY cigar:
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Jesus Matt contemplates our next move…:
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Dismantling begins:
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Draining the acid:
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Transporting the Fatboy to another workstation:
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HOLD YOUR BREATH!!!:
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Jesus Matt and Souldog continue breaking her down:
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The cap of the elusive glass tube shows herself for us:
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The cap of the elusive glass tube shows herself for us:
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Cigar Extracted:
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Tinderbox ring a bell?:
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DAY TWO: The Victory!

Progress was ceased until clearer heads prevailed, and day two started with a bang:
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Souldog chipping away:
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Progress is made!:
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We can see it!:
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Cuttin’ that damn wire!:
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The tube has shown itself:
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Tube x2:
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Continued dismantling:
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THE TUBE IS BEING EXTRACTED UNHARMED:
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WE ARE VICTORIOUS!:
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The Evidence:
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AND NOW, THE WHITE OWL HERF CREW:

Souldog
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Jesus Matt:
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Elsinore Matt:
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FINALLY, THE TIMESTAMP: 04/23/08 @ 1925 HOURS:
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THE WAR IS DONE.
 
Jon, Elsinore Matt, Glen - WE DID IT!!!!!

w00t :thumbs:
 
Never underestimate the power of men with access to an awesome set of tools HA HA HA HA!!!!
 
Ray,

Thank you very much sir for the challenge you presented to me and the Newbie Army. It was very enjoyable, and overall a very good experience that brought several BOTLs together!


Thank you again sir,
Jonathan

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