Morning Sex

Devil Doc

When Death smiles, Corpsmen smile back
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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."


Doc
 
Let's see, 3 minutes to find the bottle of viagra, 28 minutes for it to get working, a good 60 second romp..........Hay Doc,how were those hard boiled eggs? :whistling:
 
At first I didn't want to read on, but I   persevered. 

Good one. 
 
Let's see, 3 minutes to find the bottle of viagra, 28 minutes for it to get working, a good 60 second romp..........Hay Doc,how were those hard boiled eggs? :whistling:

Chew them. 10 minutes tops. Jus' saying ;) :whistling:
 
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