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CP Fantasy Football 2 - 2017

Matt, there's an old saying that dates back to the days in fantasy sports when the stats were taken out of the daily newspaper. It goes something like this.....

"Pay attention dickhead!"

It's a little dated, but effective.
Lol
 
MOTHER FRIGGIN CRACK HOLE

So I'm doing the math. I have the 4th highest point total in the league, and I'm in LAST PLACE -- now statistically removed from the playoffs -- and ON TOP OF THAT, I'm by far the leader in points against by practically a hundred points more. Literally when you play me, you score like a bonus 10-20 points just because it's me...

This is legit the first time I've played in a fantasy league in years and been like WTF... my team is just fine... my players are performing week after week... and I just keep playing the friggin point leader EVERY SINGLE WEEK. That last loss hurt. A two point conversion that was given to me for Ertz, then taken, then given back, then taken back via replays and via Yahoo statisticians sucking at their jobs, would have made the difference in me winning and losing. 3 points. 3 mother flubbin points.

I give up. I think the football gods have it out for me.
 
MOTHER FRIGGIN CRACK HOLE

So I'm doing the math. I have the 4th highest point total in the league, and I'm in LAST PLACE -- now statistically removed from the playoffs -- and ON TOP OF THAT, I'm by far the leader in points against by practically a hundred points more. Literally when you play me, you score like a bonus 10-20 points just because it's me...

This is legit the first time I've played in a fantasy league in years and been like WTF... my team is just fine... my players are performing week after week... and I just keep playing the friggin point leader EVERY SINGLE WEEK. That last loss hurt. A two point conversion that was given to me for Ertz, then taken, then given back, then taken back via replays and via Yahoo statisticians sucking at their jobs, would have made the difference in me winning and losing. 3 points. 3 mother flubbin points.

I give up. I think the football gods have it out for me.
I feel ya man! I have had two rough years like that in 2 of my other leagues and it sucks. This year seems to not have any "for-sure" lock it in talent carried over from last year.
But we all appreciate your stick donations :) hahaha
 
MOTHER FRIGGIN CRACK HOLE

So I'm doing the math. I have the 4th highest point total in the league, and I'm in LAST PLACE -- now statistically removed from the playoffs -- and ON TOP OF THAT, I'm by far the leader in points against by practically a hundred points more. Literally when you play me, you score like a bonus 10-20 points just because it's me...

This is legit the first time I've played in a fantasy league in years and been like WTF... my team is just fine... my players are performing week after week... and I just keep playing the friggin point leader EVERY SINGLE WEEK. That last loss hurt. A two point conversion that was given to me for Ertz, then taken, then given back, then taken back via replays and via Yahoo statisticians sucking at their jobs, would have made the difference in me winning and losing. 3 points. 3 mother flubbin points.

I give up. I think the football gods have it out for me.

I saw that yesterday morning when the email came wrapping up the week. The more you play fantasy football, the more you'll see you'll have years like this. The more telling stat is points scored against you....and that's based on luck. Look at my team, I've had the least points scored against me which is why I'm even close to the top....Mr. Modo too. You've had teams play their best games of the year against you...:eek: Been there quite a few times myself.

Don't give up, keep the faith...
 
I feel ya man! I have had two rough years like that in 2 of my other leagues and it sucks. This year seems to not have any "for-sure" lock it in talent carried over from last year.
But we all appreciate your stick donations :) hahaha

BAHAHAHA! :) I’ll pick some primo dog-rockets for you! ;)

I’ll look on the bright side! I had a lot of fun this year. :) And I should make the playoffs in my other leagues! :)
 
BAHAHAHA! :) I’ll pick some primo dog-rockets for you! ;)

I’ll look on the bright side! I had a lot of fun this year. :) And I should make the playoffs in my other leagues! :)

Brian,
You did so well before with your rant....can you do the same for me now? How the flying F*ck does Julio Jones score 50 points?! He now has 3 touchdowns for the season and 2 of them came Sunday....WTF? I will say once that Noon game was over, I at least knew there was no chance and I just watched football without any worry.
 
Brian,
You did so well before with your rant....can you do the same for me now? How the flying F*ck does Julio Jones score 50 points?! He now has 3 touchdowns for the season and 2 of them came Sunday....WTF? I will say once that Noon game was over, I at least knew there was no chance and I just watched football without any worry.

Consider the fact that I scored 173 points this week and will STILL lose... lol. Like - I’ll finish the season with the 3rd highest point total in the league and likely be 3-10! How is that Effing possible!!!

I can’t even rock the playoff standings right!!!! My goodness!
 
You’ve had 1948 points scored against you...by far the most in the league.

That’s some bad luck. Did you run over a box of puppies to deserve that?

I thought they were kittens! I had no idea they were puppies! ;)
 
Well the playoffs are here! It has been a very close season; with last week being the last regular season game, we only had 1 team clinching a playoff spot.

After our draft, the projected rankings were as follows:
1 Big Jake
2 Modo22
3 Tall Paul
4 drunkfish3
5 Beyond the Band
6 ironpeddler
7 MNBrian
8 Golfanatic
9 H311oLHD
10 Nashkicker

Well final standings for the playoffs ended up being:
1 ironpeddler
2 H311oLHD (with 5 wins straight to end the season)
3 Beyond the Band (replaced with Let the Wookie Win)
4 Golfanatic
5 Modo22
6 Big Jake
7 drunkfish3
8 Tall Paul
9 Nashkicker
10 MNBrian

Good luck everyone and congrats to Gary for finishing the regular season in 1st and with the most pts scored!
 
Well this is very unexpected but who knew UGA's Todd Gurley would be my workhorse carrying me to a FINALS!!! I actually made the finals in both of my leagues which has never happened before. Let's do this!
 
After losing OBJ and Dalvin Cook, dropping Zach Ertz before the season started bc I already had Jordan Reed...definitely needed some help along the way. Golfanatic, good luck to you and your boys this weekend...
 
Both of you have been the HOTTEST teams of late!!! Should be a great championship game; congrats to you both!
 
Workin on getting these packages all set. I'm gonna need more shrink wrap to cover these mother lodes. Looking forward to this finals matchup boys! May the best man win.
 
This has been a lot of fun so far this season with many ups and downs! Thanks to Modo22 for putting it on again and inviting me and Brian for helping hold and organize everything. Good luck to Aaron this weekend! May the best team win! I would be more than happy smoking 30 or 20 of all of your cigars!!!
 
Good luck guys! As always I had a ton of fun in this league this year!
 
Golfanatic,

Good game man! Guerly was too much today....what a monster hes been all year. Congrats on taking the ‘ship...I’ll get ya next year ;)
 
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