OK, I'll start soe conversation

[smokelaw1]

"CoventryCat does'nt no how to spel"

"does anyone else like htem? The're price's are good".....
"AVB don't knwo shit about scotch"

no, Spel,htem, The're, knwo...looks like someone else can't spell either..

You missed "price's." One does not use an apostrophe here in order to make a word plural.

I'm not sure if the implies that you understood that my misspelled declaration of others' lack of spelling ability was in jest, but I'll assume for the time being that it does. You see, my post was filled with common errors that tend to ignite long threads and flame wars, along with common statements that tend to have similar results.

 

[grateful1]

I'm not sure if the implies that you understood that my misspelled declaration of others' lack of spelling ability was in jest, but I'll assume for the time being that it does. You see, my post was filled with common errors that tend to ignite long threads and flame wars, along with common statements that tend to have similar results.

If you don't stp this I'm tellin! noe STHU. I'm busy trolling the board, and all these changs to the threads cunfus me!

 

[smokelaw1]

I'm not sure if the implies that you understood that my misspelled declaration of others' lack of spelling ability was in jest, but I'll assume for the time being that it does. You see, my post was filled with common errors that tend to ignite long threads and flame wars, along with common statements that tend to have similar results.

If you don't stp this I'm tellin! noe STHU. I'm busy trolling the board, and all these changs to the threads cunfus me!

Thanks! Does anyone here like Acids? What about that Lars Tetens guy?

 

[bfreebern]

Do I need to leave that plastic stuff on my cigars or should I take it off?

 

[smokelaw1]

Leave it on, beetles can't get through it, and it will keep the flavors from the Kahluas from marrying the those in the moontrances.

 

[Xav]

Ah, I did miss the "price's" and yes, I did realize it was a "jest", but I am from Oklahoma. I have to take every advantage that I can, to prove that I can spell. We are not all toothless morons.

Also, Cigar Ambassador you have any more Cuban sources to post, any help would be great

 

[smokelaw1]

Ah, I did miss the "price's" and yes, I did realize it was a "jest", but I am from Oklahoma. I have to take every advantage that I can, to prove that I can spell. We are not all toothless morons.

I agree, last time I was in Oklahoma City, I saw teeth in the mouth of every moron I met! Just kidding, of course, actually, I had a great time there, and met some terrific people.

 

[CasaSoho]

Ah, I did miss the "price's" and yes, I did realize it was a "jest", but I am from Oklahoma. I have to take every advantage that I can, to prove that I can spell. We are not all toothless morons.

I agree, last time I was in Oklahoma City, I saw teeth in the mouth of every moron I met! Just kidding, of course, actually, I had a great time there, and met some terrific people.

In the future if you're going to rip on someone, don't apologize for it in the next sentence. I will not tolerate anything but baiting and flaming for the rest of the day.

 

[smokelaw1]

Also, Cigar Ambassador you have any more Cuban sources to post, any help would be great

Sure. Cuba makes some great ones. Also, Julio's on 127th and Broadway makes a mean Cuban. Make sure you ask him to go light on the swiss though, otherwise it overpowers the sandwich. AAA ball has a few solid Cubans around right now, but they are a little pricey. Also, they do not have triple caps (they just wear one), so I think they might be fakes.

 

[gandolf565]

Thanks! Does anyone here like Acids? What about that Lars Tetens guy?

I hear that OpusXKC has an affinity for the LT Happy Kubans
:sign:

 

[smokelaw1]

Ah, I did miss the "price's" and yes, I did realize it was a "jest", but I am from Oklahoma. I have to take every advantage that I can, to prove that I can spell. We are not all toothless morons.

I agree, last time I was in Oklahoma City, I saw teeth in the mouth of every moron I met! Just kidding, of course, actually, I had a great time there, and met some terrific people.

In the future if you're going to rip on someone, don't apologize for it in the next sentence. I will not tolerate anything but baiting and flaming for the rest of the day.

??? My bad....masshole.

 

[CasaSoho]

??? My bad....masshole.

Thank you, sir! May I have another?

 

[smokelaw1]

First one is free....after that I start charging.

I have officially renamed this thread the "ask Smokelaw1 a question, and he will answer it in a likely incorrect, though possibly humourous fashion" thread.

Begin.

 

[Corona Gigante]

I have my own little translation guide that I use sometimes when reading these threads. This might be helpful to you if, like me, you get lost trying to understand what some folks are saying:

...

Self-moderated board = ? ???

Well kevpriest, I'm waiting. Why don't you grow a pair and answer my question? :whistling: :laugh:

 

[CasaSoho]

First one is free....after that I start charging.

I have officially renamed this thread the "ask Smokelaw1 a question, and he will answer it in a likely incorrect, though possibly humourous fashion" thread.

Begin.

I am going to gloss over that title with the "Smokelaw is post whore and has official taken over the bot for the daily post lead" thread.

My question is, how does that make you feel?

edit for spelling, hope smokelaw didn't see

 

[Xav]

LOL @Cigar Ambassado

 

[smokelaw1]

First one is free....after that I start charging.

I have officially renamed this thread the "ask Smokelaw1 a question, and he will answer it in a likely incorrect, though possibly humourous fashion" thread.

Begin.

I am going to gloss over that title with the "Smokelaw is post whore and has official taken over the bot for the daily post lead" thread.

My question is, how does that make you feel?

edit for spelling, hope smokelaw didn't see

It makes me feel like someone that can spell "does."
I'd like to thank the academy, and the cogarpass.com bot for slacking today, and allowing me to see my assumed name in lights at the top of the leading posters list.

CRAP! just saw that you edited it.

Edit: PS- The more correct phrase would be "Smokelaw1 is "A" post whore," but I guess I could see why you left out the "a"....Mass. public school?

 

[Xav]

Smokelaw1...I bought some cubans from this guy one time on the beach, in Mexico. He said he got them by going into the back door of the factory in Cuba. they looked real, although they didnt have a band on them, in that glass top humidor, do you think they are real?

 

[Mrepp]

First one is free....after that I start charging.

I have officially renamed this thread the "ask Smokelaw1 a question, and he will answer it in a likely incorrect, though possibly humourous fashion" thread.

Begin.

classic, all right here's a few classics

"why are Cubans more expensive at some places then others?"

"where can I get Cubans?"

"how come you guys never talk about white owls or those chocolate cigars I like so much?"

Oh and this ones for my amusment, “how come Wilkey smoked a moontrance?”

 

[CasaSoho]

It makes me feel like someone that can spell "does."
I'd like to thank the academy, and the cogarpass.com bot for slacking today, and allowing me to see my assumed name in lights at the top of the leading posters list.

CRAP! just saw that you edited it.

Edit: PS- The more correct phrase would be "Smokelaw1 is "A" post whore," but I guess I could see why you left out the "a"....Mass. public school?

Damn, tiped thta out too fast!

As a matter of fact, I did attend a Mass. public high skool, followed by four years at the Univercity of Massachusetts - Amherst. Why do you aske?