• Hi Guest - Come check out all of the new CP Merch Shop! Now you can support CigarPass buy purchasing hats, apparel, and more...
    Click here to visit! here...

I won I won!

Gonz

Ultra Runner
Joined
Mar 18, 2005
Messages
4,842
Location
St. Paul
How can I possibly have gotten so lucky!?




Home
Attention: Sir/Madam,
TRACKING N:: 51024060210

OFFICIAL PRIZE NOTIFICATION

This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of
#500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds),
International programs held on the 29th June 2006 in London UK.

The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection system(s) from a database of over
250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world.

The British American Tobacco Lottery is approved by the British Gaming
Board and also Licensed by The International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). This lottery is the 3rd of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public.

To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact our Finance Executive officer through the contact details as stated below:

Mr. Paul Rayner
Finance Executive Officer.
Globe House 4 Temple Place
London WC2R 2PG
E-mail: executive_paulrayner06@yahoo.co.uk

Contact him, with your secret code X7PW42006 and your Reference Number
BAT: 12052006/220200. You are also advised to provide him with the under listed information along with your reply:

Claims Requirements:
1. Names in full: ------------------------------------------------------------
2. Address: ------------------------------------------------------------------
3. Nationality: ----------------------------------------------------------------
4. Age: -----------------------------------------------------------------------
5. Occupation: ---------------------------------------------------------------
6. Phone/Fax: ----------------------------------------------------------------
7. Present Country: -----------------------------------------------------------

If you do not contact your claims agent within 7 working days of this notification, your winnings would be revoked. Winners are advised to keep their winning details/information from the public to avoid fraudulent claim (IMPORTANT) pending the transfer/claim by Winner.

*Winner under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
*Staff of the British American Tobacco Company is not to partake in this Lottery.
 
All I thought when I saw the title was Ralph Wiggum. "Me fail english. That's umpossible!"
 
They're giving away 500,000 pounds yet they can't afford a non yahoo e-mail address. :whistling:
 
Oh yeh and please include your bank account number so we can wire you the funds LMAO...
 
Those winnings should offset the OR Anejo purchase! ;)


OH yeah, that's right, I didn't think of that!



Of the many things I find humorous about that email, the fact that they used the "#" sign to say 500,000 british pounds cracks me up!
 
[/quote]

boonedoggle - stop teasing with that avatar, leave it on or take it off :angry:
[/quote]

or better yet, show us part II
 
Peanuts. In my recent dealings with the son of the late Magumbo Obi Obi, oil magnate and former Prince of Lagos, Nigeria, I have been told he needs to give me 28.5 million dollars (US). In a tremendous twist of fate, as I was baiting this poor boy who tragically lost his father, he, upon sensing some reluctance from me, told me that due to his wise investments and crafty banking knowledge, had increased the bounty to 28.5 BILLION dollars (US).

Well, I would be STUPID to pass up this opportunity, now wouldn't I? :sign:
 
Once you get that 28 BILLION you should be able to make it up for a herf. :whistling:
 
Top