Cigar dreams?

[Michal]

Ok, How often do You have dream with cigars?

For the last month I have them from time to time, usually every 2-3 night!
I'm on Cigar shoping, I'm on ciagar smokers meeting, I'm checking my giant humi, I cant find my humi, I get email that shiping humi to Poland will cost me 300$ (ofcourse I was very happy when I woke up that it was only a nightmare) I walk with cigar in my mouth... Man! I'm scared! It really is not normal!!! :0

But my tonight dream kills them all.

Now I'm waiting very impatiently for my humi (more than a week now) and tonight I was dreaming that finally I get it, but... only left half! Damn! Only half of humi with massage that its only a 'sample' for me to check if I want this colour because there is also the 'zeebra' color! F**k! And I chose the zeebra colour, and had to send this half of humi back and wait again for complete one in f**cin zebra colour! :0

I'm... scared...

 

[Devil Doc]

Have you considered professional help? It couldn't hurt. :whistling:

Doc.

 

[fenian'98]

I usually have these strange cigar dreams after placing an order or reading this board. I thought I was the only lunatic.

 

[CasaSoho]

Only once has a cigar made its way in to my dreams. I was at a beach resort type area, possibly in Mexico and standing on the front steps of someone's mansion. I had bought a Hoyo de Monterrey and when I went to light it, I turned it around and found it infested with beetles. Except in my dream the beetles were maggots. The cigar was really just a small mopment in a much larger dream.

 

[denverdog]

Have you considered professional help? It couldn't hurt. :whistling:

Doc.

x2.

 

[Zeebra]

But my tonight dream kills them all.

Now I'm waiting very impatiently for my humi (more than a week now) and tonight I was dreaming that finally I get it, but... only left half! Damn! Only half of humi with massage that its only a 'sample' for me to check if I want this colour because there is also the 'zeebra' color! F**k! And I chose the zeebra colour, and had to send this half of humi back and wait again for complete one in f**cin zebra colour! :0

I'm... scared...

What's wrong with the "Zeebra" colour? Biotch!
:sign:

 

[Mrepp]

What have you been eating before bed?

 

[Michal]

What's wrong with the "Zeebra" colour? Biotch!
:sign:

I've been only waiting for your replay, I knew it will come

There is nothing wrong with zebra colour, but zeebra colour humi? c'mon!
I would rather expect brown or black, or smth! but why in my dream there was this black and white colour, and why I've chosen it? I have no foggin idea.
:sign:

What have you been eating before bed?

fried dumplings with sauerkraut and mushrooms inside + fried bacon scratchings and onion... maybe smth was wrong with those mushrooms :/

 

[Infinity]

LMAO @ Doc.

Brian

 

[CasaSoho]

fried dumplings with sauerkraut and mushrooms inside + fried bacon scratchings and onion... maybe smth was wrong with those mushrooms :/

Isn't that a pierogi? They've never messed up my dreams like that. Of course I go with the potato and cheese.

 

[Mrepp]

What have you been eating before bed?

fried dumplings with sauerkraut and mushrooms inside + fried bacon scratchings and onion... maybe smth was wrong with those mushrooms :/

I don’t think it was the mushrooms as much as that crazy concoction.

 

[CvilleYoungGun]

Cigars have moved into my porn but I don't think they have invaded my dreams just yet. At least not as the main focus.






CYG

 

[Michal]

Isn't that a pierogi? They've never messed up my dreams like that. Of course I go with the potato and cheese.

Yes! Those are pierogi
but... with potato? naaah! only with bacon, onion and big glass of pepsi

I don’t think it was the mushrooms as much as that crazy concoction.

conco-what?

 

[Matt R]

Calling Sigmund Freud...... :laugh:

 

[CvilleYoungGun]

Calling Sigmund Freud...... :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Calling George Carlin:

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...Oh yeah well sometimes(perhaps in Michal's case) its a big brown dick!"

:laugh: :laugh:


CYG

 

[Michal]

Calling Sigmund Freud...... :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Calling George Carlin:

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...Oh yeah well sometimes(perhaps in Michal's case) its a big brown dick!"

:laugh: :laugh:


CYG

 

[CvilleYoungGun]

Its from George Carlin commenting on cigars and Freud's take on it.


The original quote was long but the part I was speaking of was

"That's all it is, that's all it ever was, a big brown dick. Sigmund Freud said sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Oh yeah, well, sometimes it's a big brown dick!"

I was just trying to bust your balls a little bit


CYG

 

[Michal]

Ok, I think its because I dont know who George Carlin is and I think I didn't understood what you wrote, exactly - what You meant, and I drank 2,5 beer. :whistling:

 

[AngryFishH]

Michal, I don't think those are cigars you've been smokin'. But whatever they are, if I send you my address will you send me some???




Fish

 

[Michal]

Michal, I don't think those are cigars you've been smokin'. But whatever they are, if I send you my address will you send me some???




Fish

Um... I think that some customs dogs could snif them out... so I'll not take the risk