Dad Can I Borrow The Truck?

[The Volusianator]

A hillbilly daughter goes up to her father and asks to borrow his truck to go out on a date. He looks at her and says, "darlin' you know what you have to do...." glancing down to his crotch.

The daughter says "awwww paaaa, you know I don't like to do that...."

"Well, if you want to borrow the truck, you know what has to be done."

"Fine" She replies and gets down on her knees as he unbuttons his pants.

Getting ready to perform the act she exclaims, "Phhheeeewww this thing smells like Sh*t!!!!"

Slapping his forhead the father says "Ohh that's right your brother already asked to borrow the truck!"

 

[cookie_1978]

Wade - you need to start hanging out with different people

 

[Islesfan]

:0

 

[Jeff1101]

And I thought things like that only happened in the South.

 

[JetDr]

Knowing Wade, it probably smells like cheese.

 

[SweetMelissa]

I knew if I told my family stories that one day they would make a joke out of em :sign:

Melly

 

[Burnt Tongue]

:0

 

[atuck]

I have always loved that one! It is always funny! :thumbs:

 

[ibid]

Yikes ! ! ! ???

 

[stogieman]

I knew if I told my family stories that one day they would make a joke out of em :sign:

Melly

It's a great joke Wade, oldy but goody. Hey Mell, if your up in NY and you need to haul some stuff around, you can borrow my truck....... :thumbs:

 

[SweetMelissa]

Oh Stogieman, you gotta follow thru if i am ever in NY :blush: :love: :whistling:

Melly

 

[PuroEsq]

I just blew chunks on the keyboard.

I am calling for a 48 hour suspension for Wade for completly GROSS joke. :sign:

 

[cigargirl]

:0 I agree.. completely gross! :laugh: