mysterea
New Member
I'm sad to say my manservant Tenzing Norgay Sherpa has suffered massive inconveniences in a semi-successful attempt to save my front porch, and smoking room, from utter annihialation.
It seems his fate was almost pre determined, at this point I suspect he's passing around the southern tip of the Iberian peninsula in a low orbit. Calculations predict a bumpy splashdown somewhere in the vicinity of the gulf of mexico.
If anyone has a boat they'd like to loan me (in exchange for UCPC (universal CP currency)) please PM me.
As for damage to my front stoop, and porch of relaxation and enjoyment, well...
Needless to say there's nothing left of my mailbox save a smoldering matchstick, the front stairs are burnt and split like a piece of two year firewood, and there's a new skylight in the roof where poor Sherpa Tenzing achieved minimal orbital velocity. I wonder if the landlord will notice if I just put a tarp over the hole and spraypaint it the color of the room?
It should be noted that apparently "Malai sancho chhaina", "disha lagyo" doesn't mean 'be careful of blue and red packages' after all...
The command center has somehow escaped true damage, apparently 'Coolidor 120' structural enhancements were as worthwhile as they say. The back porch I patched up with some joint compound, assuming that's where I would be hit again, you FOG's switched it up! You're not as dumb as I look! Oh, wait... uhh...
Rob
P.S. Does anyone have any ideas on a temprary mailbox? Is cardboard frowned upon? I seem to have come into quite a bit of it recently.
All kidding aside, bfreebern, stogieman, DevilDoc and (of course) Swissy: These bombs are absolutely incredible. Thanks a ton for your generosity and brotherhood. I don't know how to repay you... Oh wait! :whistling:
Thanks guys, this puff's for you.. and this one.. and this one... ...
Rob
It seems his fate was almost pre determined, at this point I suspect he's passing around the southern tip of the Iberian peninsula in a low orbit. Calculations predict a bumpy splashdown somewhere in the vicinity of the gulf of mexico.
If anyone has a boat they'd like to loan me (in exchange for UCPC (universal CP currency)) please PM me.
As for damage to my front stoop, and porch of relaxation and enjoyment, well...
Needless to say there's nothing left of my mailbox save a smoldering matchstick, the front stairs are burnt and split like a piece of two year firewood, and there's a new skylight in the roof where poor Sherpa Tenzing achieved minimal orbital velocity. I wonder if the landlord will notice if I just put a tarp over the hole and spraypaint it the color of the room?
It should be noted that apparently "Malai sancho chhaina", "disha lagyo" doesn't mean 'be careful of blue and red packages' after all...
The command center has somehow escaped true damage, apparently 'Coolidor 120' structural enhancements were as worthwhile as they say. The back porch I patched up with some joint compound, assuming that's where I would be hit again, you FOG's switched it up! You're not as dumb as I look! Oh, wait... uhh...
Rob
P.S. Does anyone have any ideas on a temprary mailbox? Is cardboard frowned upon? I seem to have come into quite a bit of it recently.
All kidding aside, bfreebern, stogieman, DevilDoc and (of course) Swissy: These bombs are absolutely incredible. Thanks a ton for your generosity and brotherhood. I don't know how to repay you... Oh wait! :whistling:
Thanks guys, this puff's for you.. and this one.. and this one... ...
Rob
