How you know your getting old

[Devil Doc]

A policeman went out of his way to hold a door open for me today. I guess I don't fit the profile anymore.

Doc.

 

[Jack Straw]

When you thanked him, did he say," No problem, sir!"?

 

[AVB]

Maybe he thought you were cute.

 

[Devil Doc]

Maybe he thought you were cute.

I can assure you, nobody thinks I'm cute.

Doc.

 

[sonuvabum]

I guess that makes you a F.R.O.G. then.....


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Friggen REALLY Old Guy

LMAO!!!

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[MiamiCubano]

Doc, is it just now sinkin' in? You're kinda behind the 8-ball if it is. You passed "gettin' old" about 15 years ago my brother. :laugh: :sign:

 

[moki]

A policeman went out of his way to hold a door open for me today. I guess I don't fit the profile anymore.

Doc.

He just wanted to look at your ass as you went through the door...

 

[sack]

You're not getting older, you're getting better! Maybe you reminded the officer of his dad, take in stride, it's all good. :thumbs:

 

[mmburtch]

I'm pretty sure he just didn't want you running over his toes with that armor plated walker of yours.

 

[Devil Doc]

A policeman went out of his way to hold a door open for me today. I guess I don't fit the profile anymore.

Doc.

He just wanted to look at your ass as you went through the door...

Reason #9. You gotta wear suspenders cause you no longer have an ass.
Doc.

 

[tomthirtysix]

A policeman went out of his way to hold a door open for me today. I guess I don't fit the profile anymore.

Doc.

Maybe you did fit the profile, and that's why he was following you.

 

[NullSmurf]

Relax Doc! #1 reason for being happy you're older is that you GOT THERE!

#8 reason you know you're older: Your grocery store plays some pretty good music.